If you shoplift, you’re a total loose butthole.

He's just a poser

Slogan

　

brheglebhge

My grandparents TV remote.

Summer expectations

How was I supposed to know I had to do it every day?

Not true Billy

Took me a minute

Someone’s fired

When your parents are a gateway drug...

Give him an around of applause.

No comment...

Prayers sent...

So true in life. When you lie on a resume and land the job.

That's pretty clever actually

It’s his ***ing birthday

This is so sad, can we restore 50 HP?

A Funny Interview Story

True Gentleman

The Bouncer

Normal blood cells vs. grandma’s blood cells

ironic

Yes dear!

*Bump*

Amazing fossil discovery!

Lego Scientist

This new hoe causes concern for the youth

I Put My Soul into My Artwork

Midnight binge..anyone?

Goddammit Micheal!

When she's smoking hot, single, 30, no kids or baggage.

The best language barrier story.

Is it a coincidence?

Bro that's the last thing she needs

Ow Oof my bones, that hurts.

I ship Tacos and VonBaron

m̤͙̞̠̱̹̏͌̄̋̋̚͘m̏͋ͭ̌̚ ͖͈̫̼̦̗̂̈́ͮ̚̕s̶̘̯̱͖͉̖̖̈́̅ǩ̼͎̑ͧ̒in

Poor Jamie, Final Feels XIII

　

I'm Still awake

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

Love is all you need.

For the first time in history!

CRUSADE

An Important Announcement

Cursed image

Another lost soul

Cheap move god, leave me alone

***ing animal

Much better

Cursed name

Looks like a painting Job out there! LMAO

>World's most common fetish

This is so sad Alexa play Grass Skirt Chase

Streaming on Netflix vs streaming on Amazon. . .

Honest waitress

Day 763 without sex: this kettle is looking thicc

Zoolander 3 coming this Fall to a theater near you!

‘Nice’ with Christ

The Dog of the Party

You know me better than I know myself, Incognito

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

My sister got pranked for her birthday...

The hard path

The boys are real!

Yin Yang!

Hmmmmm this is why i relate to a frog name kermit

Watt the hell !

I like some variety

There's a boot in my snake

I'm not liking the opening credits of the new star wars movie

Cause puns

Existence is pain.

A high schooler I know said she like the toasters on my shirt. Feeling old.

When I hit "Unsubscribe" on an email and get a dialogue box begging me to give them another chance.

I’m inspired, yet concerned...

Nut milk

Hidden message.

I think my husband broke the dog.

Hue

Hold on a sec.

Hopefully it's a lot of money!

Fact

My grandma upgraded her tv

Bamboozled

When it doesn't matter if you are an actual prince

give positive energy of its appearance

Instructor: asks us to photoshop anything Me:

✔✔✔

Big Oof incoming

Such a missed oppertunity

Kids had balloon animals made. Ariel's arms popped and things got awkward.

2 seconds

Relatable

Lamp

~ 22 ~

Pokémon Protip:

Irony on 4 wheels.