Trying to Think of a Clever Pickup Line when Drunk

DAMN I love Top Gear even more now!

Whenever a website starts autoplaying music.

Welcome to Scandinavia

Not cool at all

Robin Hood lvl:88

Natural Selection Interference Squad

A**hole!

There is a spider on the camera

Choo choo.... Whats the problem officer?

Ain't nobody f*cks with Jimmy the kangaroo

There are no brakes on the rape van!

How I met your mother

How I see spawnkillers

Assumption rage

A wise decision

Deal with it

Wtf pizza guy

Just realised this

That's creepy!

I don't play Minecraft but this seems funny

A refreshing drink

Good day to you sir

Isn't it romantic? :')

Look at the pic

Epic comment is epic

Pirate life

Charlie beeing Charlie

Damnit Dylan. You made me laugh

Well... that kinda...failed.

The most disturbing comics of the decade so far...

When did this...

How to kill yourself

Red Carpet Insole

Boneless Chicken.

Better do as he says

The discussion after test.

Awkward party conversations.

More youtube

Namiest Name Ever... his friends call him "Nickname."

That took a while

I share the feel

When my friend talks back to the teacher

I never remove USB safely.

Nokia finally met its match

Seducing dem girls

How The Smurfs were really created?

Still better than Chinatsu's drawings...

Huehuehuehue

She looks like...

Much better

How to: normal behavior

I like trains...

Name is Rich, b*tch!

House

Good thing he didn't forget to cover his ear

Don't put lights on a palm tree

Beep beep beepuu

It's a cruel world we live in

After the holidays with family

I'm forming my own team

When I'm masturbating and I hear footsteps approaching...

How I felt progressively winning an argument during the family reunion.

Its true

Dark siders have to stick together.

Club can't even handle me right now!

?t's funny because she's American

I'm just big boned...

Well then I must be great in bed.

Seems about right

He has some good instincts

World is f*cked up :(

Probably one of the coolest gifs ever

I laughed at this more than I should have

Never

F*ck logic

Whales... whales everywhere

I must train my human

Friendship or a whopper?

Oh God Why?

Gtfo my submarine

Lizard Vs. Mouse Cursor

No its totally cool...See

How T-shirt imprints emerge

Wait wtf? No way...ooooh I see

Interesting **_**

The pit of doom

Just... what?

Pretty late but nevertheless awesome

Waking up after a nap

I like that sh*t

90's kids will know

Who is your real friend

Browsing the vote page

No fap 2013

Emma Watson stringing us along.

Squirtle

The beauty of live TV streaming.

Cats always land on their feet, right?

Insanity...