He also responds to "the ogre", "that thing", and "xXx_The69BLAZE420Master_xXx"

This photo of this young-adult cow

Toilet philosophy at its finest

This tree looks incredibly angry

Learnt this today. Thought I'd pass it on.

Your dog when someone rings the doorbell

Chance of sex: unchanged

Very logical choice

A friend sent me this photo of him

Undeadsanta21

Men are so innocent sometime.....

Saw this at a coworker's house after work today

Worst conversation ever

I love German.

tfw bonefire

ha ha

And spiderman was never the same to me again

This absolutely brilliant company

❑︎⬥︎♏︎◆︎♐︎■︎♏︎⬥︎❒︎◆︎♍︎■︎♎︎⬧︎♍︎■︎

Cheep Cheep

This billboard I found in NYC

My girlfriend had questions when she saw my receipt for Hotel Transylvania 3.

Why did you become a pilot?

This rain is unreal

Before you call the cops on someone, remember what you learned in kindegarten

My snack pack Privilege

So simple.

Vegan Cheat Year

Pathetic!

Four Years of Christmas Family Photos

Bought my dog a new chew toy, keeps everybody out of my yard

years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

May we all achieve sick gains from his sacrifice.

Math checks out

Velvet is the new meme format

Son Comes Out of Closet

Look at what eating Frosted Flakes did to Tony the Tiger

McLovin It!

Fire escape planning as real men

Time for dessert

He's just the sweetest guy ever

If this isn't ironic, I don't know what is

I’m glad he still has his sense of humor

Literally every electronic signature ever gathered at the grocery store

What do Flat-Earthers fear?

kek

True

Malcom in the Middle.

So indecisive

Jack is Back

I can't stop laughing at Drake without teeth

They always keep record

That’s how I sing this song

Deus MF Vult

Pringles o'clock

Snapchat from a friend

Stranger Things is taking a toll on the cast

welcome lets play <3

God has a Flan for All of Us. . .

How Girls Think Makeup Works

Sure

‘We good, bro?’

When I leave work on friday

Avatar TLA Cosplay

Awwww.. WAIT WHAAAA

wholesome

Im upset.

OwO

he's right

My doctor thought I was weird when I did it the other way around

Most disturbing face swap ever...

Catnip is a hell of a drug

Yes

A Kid in Sitting in Front of Me on my Flight was Sending a Nice Message to his Sister

Impressive

New Intel i9 heatsink fan being shipped

The Best Last Wish Ever!!!

Real life medic alert.

My mom found one of my old tests from over 20 years ago when I was just a wee lad

When you're being honest in a relationship

I have some serious reading problems you see!

Damn Dutchies and their melk

Well played sir....well played

Hmmmmm....

Loooool!

Golden burn

Me when I drink too much coffee

Men know it's true.

The future of Pinterest!

Is this the meme of truth?

Crossover over the century

Should have cooked it

Then what am I gonna eat with all these onions?

Poor Kosobi, he just wanted a friend

Year 3141

-heavy briething-

Yeehaw

Someone's getting a raise.

Gif

Definitely not guilty