Real life medic alert.

My mom found one of my old tests from over 20 years ago when I was just a wee lad

When you're being honest in a relationship

I have some serious reading problems you see!

Damn Dutchies and their melk

Well played sir....well played

Hmmmmm....

Loooool!

Golden burn

Me when I drink too much coffee

Men know it's true.

The future of Pinterest!

Is this the meme of truth?

Crossover over the century

Should have cooked it

Then what am I gonna eat with all these onions?

Poor Kosobi, he just wanted a friend

Year 3141

-heavy briething-

Yeehaw

Someone's getting a raise.

Gif

Definitely not guilty

peculiar

Perfect answer!!

"I don't mean to bother you but could I get signature please?"

A ¯\__/¯ chat with amazon support today

Do NOT bend over during a panoramic...

Stoner Friends are the Best!

100101010100001101011111010101

Act like it didn't happen Ron!

#realmen

One of us

Found this bumper sticker in the Ikea parking lot.

How I apologize to people

First trillion dollar company

Who made this

I bought a chair.

Lord of the Rings in 2018

MuggleMon

My toddler changed her first toilet paper roll all on her own tonight. We take her to the orphanage first thing in the morning.

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

I'm more relaxed around murders than I am when I'm on a date.

Sorry mom

Smoking for evil

haha yes ʷʰʸ ᵃᵐ ᶦ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵒ ˢᵃᵈ

I’m disappointed, King James.

You've tried the cowboys..

Another example of 'No one is ugly, they are just poor.'

Save the "environment"

USB

When you're on a tight budget but still need working A/C for the summer

Anon wants a book

Our local police department made a massive coke bust this morning...

High stakes

Sentient generator

Venom with googly eyes

The best seat on the subway

Mah dewde

Well... he's not wrong

Justin explains the name behind his Nut Butter

HLMU 2k18

Lemme smash pls

Install Wizard

An IT doctor.

Hard Reset

Told the wife I was going to get my ear pierced. She said absolutely not. Ordered a set of magnetic ones. She will flip when she gets home.

This note on the fridge at work

Doctorate in Theoretical Fizz-cis

I can't wait

Only the best will do

Guess not

Anon repairs a cumbook

What if venom had eyes?

s a n d‌‌ ‌‌ ‌‌ ‌‌ f a c t s

Too much effort was put on this

draw.

Hmmm...Makes you wonder...

Slav and steady wins the race

What a sad loss

New Ad

TIME Magazine Latest Issue

Cigarette lol

Pigeons have lives too...

Meanwhile in Africa...

This foggy was obviously the best boi!

Ed Sheeran's albums throughout the years

Only in London

vroom

So true!!

sounds

Or deepfried

Wholesome birb

The wine, is sings to me

Marriage honesty.

Diversity pic ,reuse same guy to show as diversified company

「MUSIC」

All grown up.

FUS RO Oof

Most helpful response I ever got from a question on Amazon.