I'm more relaxed around murders than I am when I'm on a date.

Sorry mom

Smoking for evil

haha yes ʷʰʸ ᵃᵐ ᶦ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵒ ˢᵃᵈ

I’m disappointed, King James.

You've tried the cowboys..

Another example of 'No one is ugly, they are just poor.'

Save the "environment"

USB

When you're on a tight budget but still need working A/C for the summer

Anon wants a book

Our local police department made a massive coke bust this morning...

High stakes

Sentient generator

Venom with googly eyes

The best seat on the subway

Mah dewde

Well... he's not wrong

Justin explains the name behind his Nut Butter

HLMU 2k18

Lemme smash pls

Install Wizard

An IT doctor.

Hard Reset

Told the wife I was going to get my ear pierced. She said absolutely not. Ordered a set of magnetic ones. She will flip when she gets home.

This note on the fridge at work

Doctorate in Theoretical Fizz-cis

I can't wait

Only the best will do

Guess not

Anon repairs a cumbook

What if venom had eyes?

s a n d‌‌ ‌‌ ‌‌ ‌‌ f a c t s

Too much effort was put on this

draw.

Hmmm...Makes you wonder...

Slav and steady wins the race

What a sad loss

New Ad

TIME Magazine Latest Issue

Cigarette lol

Pigeons have lives too...

Meanwhile in Africa...

This foggy was obviously the best boi!

Ed Sheeran's albums throughout the years

Only in London

vroom

So true!!

sounds

Or deepfried

Wholesome birb

The wine, is sings to me

Marriage honesty.

Diversity pic ,reuse same guy to show as diversified company

「MUSIC」

All grown up.

FUS RO Oof

Most helpful response I ever got from a question on Amazon.

My husband and I work opposite shifts and often don’t see each other all week, so I often times leave him sweet notes around the house. This was his first attempt at reciprocating.

Thanks mom

space

Stop, don't, come back....

Small world

Probably the best caption I’ve ever seen

I had no idea there were more, or that it was a stockphoto

Missing the dot when ordering a 6.5mm drill

Let my daughter give me a sleeve of temporary tattoos so I looked more like the other dad's at her school....

Please do not turn off the game.

Hard Working

Coincidence? I think not

A mountain and a volcano have a conversation

The old switch-a-roo

I’m full of relation...ship advice.

OK, I will try again later......

Me in every choice-based video game

Anon goes to glorious Nipon

Shy boi

That's why I'm here

Joposting

bammit byslexia!

Just a normal day in Walmart

WHOLESOME

My place of Zen

The way of the lady

How heart attacks happen...

Experience the what??

If you shoplift, you’re a total loose butthole.

He's just a poser

Slogan

　

brheglebhge

My grandparents TV remote.

Summer expectations

How was I supposed to know I had to do it every day?

Not true Billy

Took me a minute

Someone’s fired

When your parents are a gateway drug...

Give him an around of applause.

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