I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought.

This will make your day

The name's Bond

Successfully installed new microchip catflap. Now I have a couple of ladies in a fowl mood because they can't come in.

Savage Dr Phil

Magic Johnson

When you replace “wand” with “penis” in Harry Potter

White man accused .....

Wolf and sheep

Saw a brethren today

Pixar and feelings

My husband took our cat to the vet today...

The Worf of Wallstreet

Pro tip: Don't use operating systems as ice breakers

Have a Snickers!

Dark humour.

I can shlip in

I mean, if we're being honest here

My thoughts dwell on thots

When your cat is a chicken leg

And they said romance was dead

Most amazing thing i have ever seen

Annie! You ok?!

How I imagine black people using hiddenlol

Everything I’ve been told is wrong.

No one understands..

Girls: I have nothing to wear

Alright calm down dylan

This still makes me laugh my ass off

When you're at a Satanic ritual and realise you're late for work

Let's play king of the hill!

Wolverine knows

So my friends and I cosplayed yesterday

Me after cleaning the shit stains with my piss off the toilet at work

That's How A Excavator Takes Bath

Wanted: Orange Cat

Who else have friends like these.

I’m going to hell for laughing

Top 1% of richest venezuelians control 99% of potassium

What real fear is

This is why Will Smith gets paid 20 million per film.

Stamp Twain makes a genuine point

I'll tell you what..

truth

Being drunk vs. Being high

Go get it

cursed

Trying to get movement speed in Diablo3

【ＢＥＡＮＳ】

You should too

If Rob Lowe and Zac Efron had a child and then that child grew up to be a Halloween wig model

Logic: Boyfriend vs. Girlfriend

Sherlock Holmes who?

Time for a job change

A True Masterpice

You must signal your readiness to embark on the next crusade

An entomologist rates the ant emojis

Dead memes may rise again

Subtitled pleasure

This Job Sucks

A short study in fluid dynamics.

My gardening skills

Using someone else's phone

Sorry, eh.

If you like this you'll get nothing in return

Why am I not surprised Japan?

Police across the world

I'm ***ing 24 years old and I JUST realized there's a BEAR on Toblerone's logo!

Bidnis screetches

Someone sent a complaining message to the gym's owner saying that his wife is not losing any weight, he replied with this picture..

Flying under the radar using my Ex's Netflix account.

Quoth the raven "No more hoes"

I just needed to get this off my chest

Invoke your inner hero

Have a nice sleep tonight

Drunk af boi

Can I have one gram of MARINARA?

The things we love

This Julius Caesar pen holder on history teachers desk.

The beauty of life

0w0

Feel-Good Story of the Summer

This ukelele playing dog

Saw this outside a weed dispensary in Washington.

Happens to me everytime...

At least once....

I thought I had seen it all

Weighing private Ryan

My sister reading Harry Potter to a stray she found in the gutter a couple of months before this picture was taken. Our cat was listening to the entire thing...

I’m a believer

Tuesdays? Sold

Wack

Japanese Solitaire

May be she won't notice, lol

I certainly don't miss this screen....

College is starting soon

Always ✌

It plays really quietly

He can’t see us if we don’t move

Relatable