Bidnis screetches

Someone sent a complaining message to the gym's owner saying that his wife is not losing any weight, he replied with this picture..

Flying under the radar using my Ex's Netflix account.

Quoth the raven "No more hoes"

I just needed to get this off my chest

Invoke your inner hero

Have a nice sleep tonight

Drunk af boi

Can I have one gram of MARINARA?

The things we love

This Julius Caesar pen holder on history teachers desk.

The beauty of life

0w0

Feel-Good Story of the Summer

This ukelele playing dog

Saw this outside a weed dispensary in Washington.

Happens to me everytime...

At least once....

I thought I had seen it all

Weighing private Ryan

My sister reading Harry Potter to a stray she found in the gutter a couple of months before this picture was taken. Our cat was listening to the entire thing...

I’m a believer

Tuesdays? Sold

Wack

Japanese Solitaire

May be she won't notice, lol

I certainly don't miss this screen....

College is starting soon

Always ✌

It plays really quietly

He can’t see us if we don’t move

Relatable

Interesting Camouflage

Uncle Ben is a wise man

This is pure beauty

The legend must never die

Give me money

The Newlyweds

Me when a baby looks at me while the mom isn't looking

Polite eviction

Hard times

Japan has ｔｒａｎｓｃｅｎｄｅｄ

Woman was told to "cover up" whilst breastfeeding.. so she did!

The arts

Original duck face

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Are these memes still a thing?

Monty Python and the Holy Face Swap

Jimmy made a bad change

Not sure the company thought this through

I cannot? So 2017

one in million...

Cat seeing christmas tree for the first time

To prevent theft

I have made mankind

Had to take advantage of the Moment

I wasn't shocked when a picture of me made it to the boat's website. I mean look at my amazing body and my fish shorts are amazing.

But they're good for you

Jeepers.

Working there must be a blast

Be like Pete

SPROCK

Obese cat reading an obesity chart

Serves him right

The English language...

Coming soon to a holodeck near you

I dunno what to think about this adorable monstrosity

I almost got spooked by this

#adultgoals

And I shall call him blueberry.

Ariana Ghandi

The secrets of the universe... penguins

just coincidence

Fortnite is a disease

Who needs 5 hour energy when you have 55 hour?

hilarious poster customization by my 5 year old daughter

Cute face swap

Sorry, didn't know it would come off

My friend has the best luck on airplanes.

Username : admin, Password : admin

The circle of life and things I love

Wish my life was like an American film...

49 Cent

Piglet's Big Decision

brutal

Skeletons have damage reduction

I find this mugshot highly illogical

Hamdogs

Slogan of the day goes to

Please give a round of applause for this fine gentleman

These quarks

So what’s your job

Not mine, true nonetheless.

Don't we all have such friends :)

Hanger Steve is a ***.

Traps are just the result of inept artists

Robin Lowes

PASS THE SNACKS BACK!

How math is actually used in the real world.

You could say they're interesting