I have made mankind

Had to take advantage of the Moment

I wasn't shocked when a picture of me made it to the boat's website. I mean look at my amazing body and my fish shorts are amazing.

But they're good for you

Jeepers.

Working there must be a blast

Be like Pete

SPROCK

Obese cat reading an obesity chart

Serves him right

The English language...

Coming soon to a holodeck near you

I dunno what to think about this adorable monstrosity

I almost got spooked by this

#adultgoals

And I shall call him blueberry.

Ariana Ghandi

The secrets of the universe... penguins

just coincidence

Fortnite is a disease

Who needs 5 hour energy when you have 55 hour?

hilarious poster customization by my 5 year old daughter

Cute face swap

Sorry, didn't know it would come off

My friend has the best luck on airplanes.

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The circle of life and things I love

Wish my life was like an American film...

49 Cent

Piglet's Big Decision

brutal

Skeletons have damage reduction

I find this mugshot highly illogical

Hamdogs

Slogan of the day goes to

Please give a round of applause for this fine gentleman

These quarks

So what’s your job

Not mine, true nonetheless.

Don't we all have such friends :)

Hanger Steve is a ***.

Traps are just the result of inept artists

Robin Lowes

PASS THE SNACKS BACK!

How math is actually used in the real world.

You could say they're interesting

The side effect of SOCIAL media

First hand job experiences

Gills would be nice too

Wishing them well..

Girls I like vs Girls that like me

You're ruining my life, MOOOOM

I received a birthday card. Thanks 'grampa'

This Happens all the time.

Number 1.

“Don’t.... move...”

Won a bet against my boss nearly a year ago. Came into work to see that he finally paid me...in pennies.

Found this and had to throw it over here

For those who haven't left the friendzone

Is it just me, or does the IRS building sign look like a giant Cards Against Humanity card?

Moment of silence pls

Even wittier title

When your nose looks like a Ninja Turtle

6 in 1 body wash

One way to keep those pesky Jehovahs Witnesses away

Damned Millenials

Vincent Vans Gough

It's sure isn't a poppy, butt...

Ain't nobody saying bless you 3 times

Hillarious

Who broke my windshield ?

Sweet revenge!

Jesus saves.

Guns n’ Roses have mellowed our in their old age

You will never be this russian

That’s one way to do it

Institutionalized

“Sausage mask”...

This section is religious as f*#k

You can never escape the meme life

Computors would never be the same

Discreet packaging my ass.

The Bose Quietcomfart #2

An interesting fossil

Saw this on the road around where I live

just hold it

I’m sold

i miss this show #germanhumour

The Barney reboot may be a little too realistic...

I'm a bee

When "banana for scale" goes wrong. These grew in my uncle's backyard.

Customer service job interview

These challenges are getting out of control.

A Jazzy Terrorist

Girls Want Dad Bods

My friends' kid asked for a 3DS for his birthday.

30 years of marriage and Mom still leaves Dad love notes

Hit an important milestone last night.

Wholesome :)

He also responds to "the ogre", "that thing", and "xXx_The69BLAZE420Master_xXx"