Not both

AustrALIENs

Anon doesn't like Mike

The heaviest Futurama episode.

Check your level of deforestation

....nods.....

How relaxing

Cards against humanity, level: BOSS

Get inked

Uhhh...thanks...?

No more criminals, crime rate dropped to 0%

Two guys are trying to pass this guy of as being alive in the airport.

Just doesn’t mean what it used to

General Kenobi!

Street art in Japan

Evil dog

They also hired him to fake its existance

WAAAH!

Stiff wood

Being a white guy in asia

That's what happens if you leaving a young girl with a cat.

A true master

Lööps

Relatable

Title of your post

rough

Gotta catch em all

Facts

Ironic

But what he doesn't know is that I have sharpness V

BE GONE

"Would you like to see a picture of my pride and joy?" -Jerry

This bible verse always keeps me positive when I’m at work

Should have ordered the blueberries muffin

The longer you look,the funnier it gets....

People-shaming, oh how the turn tables

You won't get me

i can hear this image

Got 15 cousins!

Biology 100

Ooops

Original meem? Not today

Need to stay in shape

Alexa, remind me to feed the baby

There is a reason why i am single!

Dungeons and Doming

4G data it is then!

Well Aussies?

Try again

Browns VS Patriots

Gotta follow through, or was it square your shoulders?

Gorfield

the 100 Year old Virgin

I just found this comic from 1957; I guess not much has changed.

Man man the villain

James Bond

Rated E

True enemy.

Boom

Burger King is feeling feisty this morning

So many Distractions on my way to work.

Damn hippies

what do you think about this?

Mid life crisis

H　　　　　

every Body has too Pay

Someone needs to think about safety

One of the best pokemon fan-base's

Franco gets it

Family Dollar

Promotion time!

Seeing is believing

Hot Local Singles

Nice and crispy

Kung Fu Hustle

Bloody imiagrunts! Coming over here, stealing our dictionaries

Parking Enforcement hates it! One trick to get out of a ticket!

Found my spirit animal

Life changing decisions

Buh-GOK!

My little brother worked at my shop with me today, and I convinced him that brick mopping is a thing.

me irl(no, it really is)

Stupid Clam!

My face earlier today...

These socks

Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special...

Since when does Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Jon Stewart

Meth, before and after.

Sorry Mommy

Some are

What have I become.

Your Dad's Taco.

How to save lives

Found this in a walmart parking lot

Its been a year and my wife still brings this up

Lost cat. Found cat.

Someone has a bit of a drinking problem

this is heartbreaking, mr school, wtf :(

But not funny

Alabama party