My memes are lean and so is my cuisine
My face earlier today...
Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special...
Since when does Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Jon Stewart
Meth, before and after.
What have I become.
Your Dad's Taco.
How to save lives
Found this in a walmart parking lot
Its been a year and my wife still brings this up
Lost cat. Found cat.
Someone has a bit of a drinking problem
this is heartbreaking, mr school, wtf :(
But not funny
Bet you’ll reply next time
pretty sure one those is illegal
Nibba is serious
There's a party there and we're not invited
What is this sorcery
Anon is racist
Fat & curious
*Plays minor chord*
Give me a hug
My parents left this photo album empty for too long, so I decided to fill it
S O U P T I M E
Hoyah vs. *Cough*
real life shitpostbot
Brave jet so controversial
Otters are some sort of seal cat
Italy Joining the Axis Powers
Time for a new design team
Just reminiscing on old comedies
Watch and learn my boys
Haha too true
Grandad passed away, going through his attic we found this letter.
Well, it fits the cat.
Love you guys
I hope you're cozy in there you piece of shit
>Teen Titans go to the Movies
Expectation / Reality
So is a rubber gasket on a aircraft carrier considered a Navy seal?
“Hello sir we would just like to inform you on a recent opening”
When you keep creating new profiles to get the trial version
We’ve all seen those desks
Think Michele, think.
Oh darn it
Fair point, teach.
They have IT
Oh my Lord
I mean...he is a bear and all right?
My GF was born without a nail on a finger. So due to popular demand, we put google eyes on it!
That's a lot of damage
Best Known for Being
When you and your bestfriend do stupid stuff together...
It just makes me laugh.
Maybe we should start swapping more than faces
You call her Stephanie, I call her ?
And they used to say that water is effective against rock
Maybe a repost? But definitely funny.
For folks out there trying to save a little time.
My grocery store has a parking spot for fat people that like to grill.
The butter’s penthouse.
C'mon, I said a nice smile.
I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought.
This will make your day
The name's Bond
Successfully installed new microchip catflap. Now I have a couple of ladies in a fowl mood because they can't come in.
Savage Dr Phil
When you replace “wand” with “penis” in Harry Potter
White man accused .....
Wolf and sheep
Saw a brethren today
Pixar and feelings
My husband took our cat to the vet today...
The Worf of Wallstreet
Pro tip: Don't use operating systems as ice breakers
Have a Snickers!