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Pleasant Title
Hoyah vs. *Cough*
total flork
real life shitpostbot
Brave jet so controversial
Otters are some sort of seal cat
Italy Joining the Axis Powers
Time for a new design team
Don’t sit
Just reminiscing on old comedies
Watch and learn my boys
Haha too true
Grandad passed away, going through his attic we found this letter.
Well, it fits the cat.
Love you guys
I hope you're cozy in there you piece of shit
>Teen Titans go to the Movies
Expectation / Reality
So is a rubber gasket on a aircraft carrier considered a Navy seal?
“Hello sir we would just like to inform you on a recent opening”
When you keep creating new profiles to get the trial version
We’ve all seen those desks
Think Michele, think.
Oh darn it
Fair point, teach.
They have IT
BINGO
Oh my Lord
hard seven
skynet
Double D
poor rock
I mean...he is a bear and all right?
myth
My GF was born without a nail on a finger. So due to popular demand, we put google eyes on it!
That's a lot of damage
noice
Best Known for Being
When you and your bestfriend do stupid stuff together...
You're desthpicable
ha ha
Outstanding Farmer
It just makes me laugh.
Maybe we should start swapping more than faces
You call her Stephanie, I call her ?
And they used to say that water is effective against rock
Maybe a repost? But definitely funny.
For folks out there trying to save a little time.
My grocery store has a parking spot for fat people that like to grill.
Anymore
The butter’s penthouse.
C'mon, I said a nice smile.
Crazy...
I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought.
This will make your day
The name's Bond
Successfully installed new microchip catflap. Now I have a couple of ladies in a fowl mood because they can't come in.
Savage Dr Phil
Magic Johnson
When you replace “wand” with “penis” in Harry Potter
White man accused .....
Wolf and sheep
Saw a brethren today
Pixar and feelings
My husband took our cat to the vet today...
The Worf of Wallstreet
Pro tip: Don't use operating systems as ice breakers
Have a Snickers!
Dark humour.
I can shlip in
I mean, if we're being honest here
My thoughts dwell on thots
When your cat is a chicken leg
And they said romance was dead
Most amazing thing i have ever seen
Annie! You ok?!
How I imagine black people using hiddenlol
Everything I’ve been told is wrong.
No one understands..
Girls: I have nothing to wear
Alright calm down dylan
This still makes me laugh my ass off
When you're at a Satanic ritual and realise you're late for work
Let's play king of the hill!
Wolverine knows
So my friends and I cosplayed yesterday
Me after cleaning the shit stains with my piss off the toilet at work
That's How A Excavator Takes Bath
Wanted: Orange Cat
Who else have friends like these.
I’m going to hell for laughing
Top 1% of richest venezuelians control 99% of potassium
What real fear is
This is why Will Smith gets paid 20 million per film.
Stamp Twain makes a genuine point
I'll tell you what..
truth
Being drunk vs. Being high
Go get it