It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
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When you and your bestfriend do stupid stuff together...
It just makes me laugh.
Maybe we should start swapping more than faces
You call her Stephanie, I call her ?
And they used to say that water is effective against rock
Maybe a repost? But definitely funny.
For folks out there trying to save a little time.
My grocery store has a parking spot for fat people that like to grill.
The butter’s penthouse.
C'mon, I said a nice smile.
I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought.
This will make your day
The name's Bond
Successfully installed new microchip catflap. Now I have a couple of ladies in a fowl mood because they can't come in.
Savage Dr Phil
When you replace “wand” with “penis” in Harry Potter
White man accused .....
Wolf and sheep
Saw a brethren today
Pixar and feelings
My husband took our cat to the vet today...
The Worf of Wallstreet
Pro tip: Don't use operating systems as ice breakers
Have a Snickers!
I can shlip in
I mean, if we're being honest here
My thoughts dwell on thots
When your cat is a chicken leg
And they said romance was dead
Most amazing thing i have ever seen
Annie! You ok?!
How I imagine black people using hiddenlol
Everything I’ve been told is wrong.
No one understands..
Girls: I have nothing to wear
Alright calm down dylan
This still makes me laugh my ass off
When you're at a Satanic ritual and realise you're late for work
Let's play king of the hill!
So my friends and I cosplayed yesterday
Me after cleaning the shit stains with my piss off the toilet at work
That's How A Excavator Takes Bath
Wanted: Orange Cat
Who else have friends like these.
I’m going to hell for laughing
Top 1% of richest venezuelians control 99% of potassium
What real fear is
This is why Will Smith gets paid 20 million per film.
Stamp Twain makes a genuine point
I'll tell you what..
Being drunk vs. Being high
Go get it
Trying to get movement speed in Diablo3
You should too
If Rob Lowe and Zac Efron had a child and then that child grew up to be a Halloween wig model
Logic: Boyfriend vs. Girlfriend
Sherlock Holmes who?
Time for a job change
A True Masterpice
You must signal your readiness to embark on the next crusade
An entomologist rates the ant emojis
Dead memes may rise again
This Job Sucks
A short study in fluid dynamics.
My gardening skills
Using someone else's phone
If you like this you'll get nothing in return
Why am I not surprised Japan?
Police across the world
I'm ***ing 24 years old and I JUST realized there's a BEAR on Toblerone's logo!
Someone sent a complaining message to the gym's owner saying that his wife is not losing any weight, he replied with this picture..
Flying under the radar using my Ex's Netflix account.
Quoth the raven "No more hoes"
I just needed to get this off my chest
Invoke your inner hero
Have a nice sleep tonight
Drunk af boi
Can I have one gram of MARINARA?
The things we love
This Julius Caesar pen holder on history teachers desk.
The beauty of life
Feel-Good Story of the Summer
This ukelele playing dog
Saw this outside a weed dispensary in Washington.