Cut my leash into pieces

Ma'am, I'm doing everything i can

What a series of events

Those mosquitoes

This was in a dentist office my brother went to.

I told my daughter to pretend she was kissing the bear at the zoo.....

The Universe Vs Man's Thoughts

It's TRUE lol

Only JD can judge me

I was today years old when I found out about this

Technology has come so far

What a delicious future...

Sure, I love Jesus!

How he’s always there for you...

These people who set up a tent at an art fair

Both classics.

The epic finale

Your reviews help other customers...

Inigo Montoya's Guide to Making New Friends

What about 70% water

its funny every time

We the best music

Must be traveling to Australia.

Those F*cking Days..! :=)

I heard you like “crop” tops so ...

   

We're the same!

The classic flavor

BRB. Gonna get sunburn.

Quizzes in class are so annoying

Girlfriend took photo of a dog at the perfect angle

We wouldn't dare !!

Local Church had their AC stolen

Pls help! How do i get sunburn without leaving my moms basement?

Biblical accuracy

Mouse just having fun.

Only if.

SO HOT!

I feel like every job ever has one of these..

twitter is a magical place

This is the sort of cosplay I can get behind

Stay still...

"I don't always ride on the back of a truck, but when I do, I ride in comfort" - The Most Interesting Man in the Third World

When Task Manager Decides to Not Respond

Flash backs

heavy on the onions

Mine will

I don't have an interesting title.

Finished my 'Avengers' puzzle today!

Kinder suprise

Might be old

Disney Princesses but with Steve Buscemi's eyes

baby dont hurt me

Beware of Quebecers and Americans

Plz don't be mean to me

It's like magic!

Douche flutes.

600 million dollar baby

Holistic indeed

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit taking amphetamines

Rock paper scissors!!

hmmm... who think was him???

(◕ ω ◕)

History learnt!

The most epic online product review ever!

my work here is always dumb

They couldn't handle the king

What brought you to Florida?

Me showing up to work ready to do good business

I knew it.

Nice tan.

ONE WISH PER COMMENT

When Task Manager Doesn't Respond

Someone might get fired!

Remember these

Any RNs??

Went to the gym for two weeks and all I lost is 2 weeks

Amazons new building in Seattle looks really familiar. I can’t remember what though, and it’s driving me nuts.

Bye then

Abby's boss has no chill

The holy grail for every man forced to accompany his girlfriend on a shopping trip.

My sign for my sister running her half iron man race tomorrow

Geology rocks

Warmed my heart...

Found my husbands old CD folder. He said any guy who was in high school in the late 90’s/early 00’s would know what was actually on this...

As I get older, this is more relevant

It’s time for a change

Absurd Windows Estimates

Validation

Hate it when they do it in public

I think I got scammed.

MAKE THE CEO OF PRINGLES SEE THIS!!!

　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　

My morning commute..

I put my cat under a cover that looks just like him.

The absolute worst type of person...

It's all natural :)

Just doing some washing Ha Ha Ha...

Greatest tweet of all time

The rapture is coming