When your company brings in a dude that makes balloon animals and you ask for an octopus with a machine gun.

Biggest questions of the century.

BE GON... oh, neat

Whats Going On Here?

Raisin cookies playing with our minds

Keeping my baby off the pole!

yes

Silver lining

Hey, how you doing?

My daughter presented me with this gem today

I noticed a new sign at my doctors office

shouldn't have asked...

Still the most realistic scene in all of Jurassic world

Just Buried.

One of my favorites.

2 inch punisher

Poor Thomas.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Don’t mind me, just riding the recent Post Malone wave

I'm a little nervous

Super Smash Bros Ultimate Reveal

My Favorite Medical Charity

Brain is useless reading upside down faces

Monk and monk

How to Flip Grandma off The Porch

Further proof that cats are liquid

My chef

Madagascar!

Me keeping away from human contact.

One word!

Leaked photo from latest Tesla Board meeting.

Unsolvable.

Whatever..just wash your hands. Foubd at a local game shop

Got the best surprise checking the outdoors cam earlier this year

Wario!

Life ain't easy for ma man crocco .

This is where I’m going to get my shoes repaired from now on !

Invisibility Competition

He’s got the suit and everything

What to do at rock bottom

I need this sign at my office.

Setting an alarm after drinking all night

Cat has a magnetic personality

Not wrong at all

Except after C

Can't die by Autism tho.

Just got this screenshot from a friend of my fiancé who works at the local Emergency Room

Work smarter not harder.

One of my friend face spwapped with his baby and it turned out perfectly

Definitely missed

Description: This is a description of the movie.

Archaeologists have just discovered:

When did horses learn how to read?

Can’t see me

You may pet the paw

Yes... YES!

　　 　　　 　　　 　　 　　 　　

I cant unsee it now

*minecraft villager noise*

Good luck

emotional

OMG this is so sad

Coffee Time...

Well well well.

Unspooling

I think will be a good idea

Hiding in the Bush’s

How not to be a doctor 201

Here an idea for you MEN out there.

Jonah Hill is now Jonah Mountain

Feeling Awsome

Love is in the 'hair'

Who is up for this?

Boo! USA

Damn teachers

The photographer told us to genuinely smile and laugh

When your neighbors are nosy.

It's time to stop!

Sweet, thank you

Can u believe these guys....

Pretty much what my wife thinks....

This picture in a public restroom.

I found a Smeagol cutout at a flea market. I live with two other people. Let the games begin.

Fapistan

Well these are ***ing great.

please

possibly the best variation of wojak

God plays skee-ball, Death plays claw machine

　　　　 　　 　　　 　　　 　　 　　

Football FTW.

I never get tired of puns

My parents are very lucky

I cant argue with that!

Capitalism gets you the best hugs.

A terrible disease

Baby, come to my house...

We're going back to Camelot with our bikes!

Looks interesting

Mate, y u do this

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