*prefer not to answer*

sensible

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Got Shrimp?

I've been waiting 9 months for a coworker to ride his Harley to work so I could do this

I know you smiled

Night Of The Living Pickles...

Check out my new microphone

I was looking at Papa John’s pizza reviews and found this!

Acting skills 100

I found this note on my windshield after work. I thought I was pretty good about locking me car doors, but I guess not.

Love yourself, please hahahaha

Gets me everytime:p

Hiking Tip

Tired of “1st Day of school” posts?

Never been more relevant than now

Strong Bones

That will changer her mind

What a ＲΛＶΣ（俺ミ悦）

And in 1998 when Bobby Boucher showed up at half time to help the Mud Dogs win the Bourbon Bowl

title

What I wouldn't give to see the rest of this slideshow.

Roaming the streets of Cedar Rapids IA

Ladies, be careful! The more you walk, the bigger your dick gets.

My mom thought it would be funny to send me this prank postcard "because love desserts"

wholesome :)

Lizard Dad and Furniture Store clash

Get baked at 400 degrees for 18 minutes

powerdrink

So you want a billio....

Niception

my ding ding dong

Become the clean machine

Vsauce, Michael here

trash

Who's responsible for this?!

This is the post that makes me laugh every time I see it.

Clippy.

Snibedy Snab

"Am I evil? Yes I am!"

Keanu Reeves

Lifehack

Don’t drink and drive because..

Transforming water to wine.

Brilliant safety warning in Ireland

HBD and have fun baking it!

Bro Neighbor

Office Gold

Don’t forget about Neymar

He had to.

The Circle Of 20 To Life

Oopssss.

Had me there for a second

Business first

Somebody give the person who designed this a medal

Shiet !

Don't smoke weed kids

Yea, slaying a game of Tennis

:.)

C is for cookies

what a time to be alive

That's why I love Japan!

This tiny snake looks like a judgmental shoelace

new boi

This bar door

always glad to know facebook ppl are still dumb af

Reason why you're single?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I'm helping!"

Good neighbor

Millennial Grandpa

If you have too much intact brain cells this will help you

Cross your fingers Australia

Old school Stories of Strange Adventure.

Crabposting number 2009

Do not drink and drive!

Greatest Shirt of All Time

A nice way to pay tributes...

How to be Happy.....!

Pizzaple

Lollipops too

I really do believe he was really great person beyond the fact he gave us so much memes. RIP Karl.

Press #1 to pay respects

My reminder to clean my screen

The Stages of Butter

I forgot actually

My mom pretending to take a scenic picture of my dad at the side of the road. He’s really just taking a leak

This is hotter than 50 shades of grey

By far biggest plot hole in movie history

Flyin somewhere?

The face I made after my cousin said Facebook is private and shows you truthful information

My junk drawer has pens, batteries, screws, Icelandic coins, mints, an old iPhone, and a little jar of honey

I am tooth

What are y'all lookin at?

Just saw this gem online

At my local gym

So I was at lowes today...

When you're an introvert but love God

its the same thing sooooo yeah the difference?

Dont let your dreams be dreams