Squidward nose boob

This isn’t a HOEtel

My dad has had Snapchat for one day...

Memory Foam mattress ;)

Ketchup.

Samuel L. Jackson is a genius amongst man.

Meep.

No more music now

Anthony Bourdain on Jamie Oliver

Dr. Strange at it again

is it just me? lol thank you my friend.

You at least knew how it felt lmao

There isn't much difference

“I think a lot of us can relate,” I say while looking at my brother.

Typical me

I’m just hiding my pain in comedy.

Shadow clone jitsu

Guess we have that going for us...

Manliest way to eat a popsicle

they both ded

Never change, Jackie

Hotel? Trivago

The really do

Top 10 most aggressive dog breeds

Seek the ultimate power!

Extra competitive!

Thing was made out of adamantium

drunk text

"Mostly True"

my god karen

Ed Sheeran

Poor avacado

The guy on the left looks more like Harry Potter than Harry himself.

Now we know where groot went . . .

This November!

Wise King Solomon

Best way to deal with the police

>Australia

Found some cool mountains but this lady won’t shut up and let me enjoy it.

this is so sad, can we get 17 likes?

Man-Spider

cruel

My grandma turned 90 today. Every morning she goes to the MacDonalds for coffee and they had a party for her.

Distracted... driv...

But what if you log into Google on another device, but Incognito?

Sweet! A wireless doll!

Angels DO exist

Florida Interstates in a Nutshell

This purse looks like Hitler

Day 255 without sex, don't threaten me with a good time.

Wise indeed

When someone's numb or dumb

Yeah… let's put those two signs together

A Golden Retriever and Husky mix looks a dog that belongs to the white walkers on Game of Thrones.

Saw this hot rod this morning.

Don't talk about furry fight club

Three decades later, Seinfeld is till hitting home runs

So be it

Orcs: are they a danger or have you been reading numenorean hate speech?

Visited a RAF museum in Cornwall and saw this police statement.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How did i not notice?

Wholesome

Why are you taking so long?

inability to get its customers' names right LOL

I’ve failed as a cat dad. She’s on the pole.

A real life Venn diagram

A decision was made here...

Criminal counseling

My divorced parents sent me the exact same birthday card through the mail.

Be brave people!

What skills do you have?

Wish that was relatable

Generic meme

This is why I’m going to hell

Only made for humans

Purrrfect

I’ll keep that in mind

wtf

What is this blasphemy!?!?

Linda is the actual worst

This fella gave oral sex to everyone at Brigham young university

We live in 2018 while this man lives in 3100.

The Resistors’ Cult

Oh my gawd

Damnit Jesus! My children are thirsty!

This license plate I found

This is my dog

My wife keeps putting the roll on backwards. I responded.

The greatest lower third ever!

dab on them haters

When you're sick of this format

This is how I roll ***es!

Who needs 60 watermelons??

Millennial Mullets

There is not a more accurate description

Wait, is this...

So my wife’s work told her that she could bring in a prop for her professional headshots... I think she chose very well

Burning Man Venn Diagram

I went to Utah and found that spot you guys are always talking about!