Man-Spider

cruel

My grandma turned 90 today. Every morning she goes to the MacDonalds for coffee and they had a party for her.

Distracted... driv...

But what if you log into Google on another device, but Incognito?

Sweet! A wireless doll!

Angels DO exist

Florida Interstates in a Nutshell

This purse looks like Hitler

Day 255 without sex, don't threaten me with a good time.

Wise indeed

When someone's numb or dumb

Yeah… let's put those two signs together

A Golden Retriever and Husky mix looks a dog that belongs to the white walkers on Game of Thrones.

Saw this hot rod this morning.

Don't talk about furry fight club

Three decades later, Seinfeld is till hitting home runs

So be it

Orcs: are they a danger or have you been reading numenorean hate speech?

Visited a RAF museum in Cornwall and saw this police statement.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How did i not notice?

Wholesome

Why are you taking so long?

inability to get its customers' names right LOL

I’ve failed as a cat dad. She’s on the pole.

A real life Venn diagram

A decision was made here...

Criminal counseling

My divorced parents sent me the exact same birthday card through the mail.

Be brave people!

What skills do you have?

Wish that was relatable

Generic meme

This is why I’m going to hell

Only made for humans

Purrrfect

I’ll keep that in mind

wtf

What is this blasphemy!?!?

Linda is the actual worst

This fella gave oral sex to everyone at Brigham young university

We live in 2018 while this man lives in 3100.

The Resistors’ Cult

Oh my gawd

Damnit Jesus! My children are thirsty!

This license plate I found

This is my dog

My wife keeps putting the roll on backwards. I responded.

The greatest lower third ever!

dab on them haters

When you're sick of this format

This is how I roll ***es!

Who needs 60 watermelons??

Millennial Mullets

There is not a more accurate description

Wait, is this...

So my wife’s work told her that she could bring in a prop for her professional headshots... I think she chose very well

Burning Man Venn Diagram

I went to Utah and found that spot you guys are always talking about!

When a customer threatens to take their business/money elsewhere

Good morning

: D

c o m p l e x

I AM CICADA

Absolutely

need to stay formal sometimes

This pic never ceases to make me happy

Virtually identical

Not under my watch.

I wish more heavy machinery had signs like this on it. I'm always curious what they do... THE MORE YOU KNOW.

Taco truck start doing business during accident related traffic jam

Great plan...

Hello darkness my old friend

rules to get on to the train are getting out of hand..

I need these!!

Not my family but they killed it

The line starts in the back

Wait

This dude blasted through the friend zone ceiling and kept on going into space

I CAN READ A CALENDAR

Photo is about 2 years old on the LOG RIDE at knotts berry farm . I can never lose this picture . And till this day they both make the same face going down the drop Haha.

Please come back Duddy -16

All time best

Marketing emails venn diagram

Was volunteering at a hospital and his mom said it was his first time seeing someone white.

The X Sign

if only our #1 had a doctor like House

OH NO HE DID NOT!!!

Grandfather is going into an assisted living home and I’m cleaning out his trailer for him. Found this gem among his hoarder VHS collection.

Unifersal Fictures

Excellent catposting

Ligma

When you are writing an exam and realize that there’s only 5 minutes left

And a nice burn to start the week-end

Come on. This will be fun. Look at the pic. Do something different. Anything new?

My friend sees the bright side of his puppy's injury

Police door key

Worst than comming sewer side

disgust