Not under my watch.

I wish more heavy machinery had signs like this on it. I'm always curious what they do... THE MORE YOU KNOW.

Taco truck start doing business during accident related traffic jam

Great plan...

Hello darkness my old friend

rules to get on to the train are getting out of hand..

I need these!!

Not my family but they killed it

The line starts in the back

Wait

This dude blasted through the friend zone ceiling and kept on going into space

I CAN READ A CALENDAR

Photo is about 2 years old on the LOG RIDE at knotts berry farm . I can never lose this picture . And till this day they both make the same face going down the drop Haha.

Please come back Duddy -16

All time best

Marketing emails venn diagram

Was volunteering at a hospital and his mom said it was his first time seeing someone white.

The X Sign

if only our #1 had a doctor like House

OH NO HE DID NOT!!!

Grandfather is going into an assisted living home and I’m cleaning out his trailer for him. Found this gem among his hoarder VHS collection.

Unifersal Fictures

Excellent catposting

Ligma

When you are writing an exam and realize that there’s only 5 minutes left

And a nice burn to start the week-end

Come on. This will be fun. Look at the pic. Do something different. Anything new?

My friend sees the bright side of his puppy's injury

Police door key

Worst than comming sewer side

disgust

now.. i cant put my finger on it, but something looks oddly similar about these two photos

Anon is gay

Kidflip!

Those were the good old days

Tanker truck accident in LA had people stuck on the freeway for hours...

Accidentally Racist!

He's trying but he can't.

Sofa Wolf

Now Hiring

Today’s Kids will never understand the struggle...

Poor product placement.

This man got roasted without even knowing

Goti!

Damn furries

This is so sad

The one and only one

REJOICE!

Open carry in Texas

Imagine running away from these

Ruoka

Now we know the secret

Wife said it was time for family pictures, photographer delivered!

Uhhh . . . that was fast

Look at me, I'm the Google Assistant now.

Relatable OC

Sorry friends

Wholesome

this is way too good

Hands are hard man..

When I downvote weebs but they still get to front

Sean did the world a favour

Looks like a solid purchase

Blyatpower

And the loop continues...

Revolutionary

When your kids ask how they were born, you can show them this...

10/10 Shoes

The many faces of Jim Carrey

Get Well Mark Zuckerberg

Death Takes A Holiday

Hey yowwww

Brave soul to admit.

motion to refer to kids as halflings

Cursed Image

Worlds greatest threats

The devastating effect of deforestation

I don't feel good Mr. Stark

And then the song isnt as good as you remembered

That’s how they work

I will save the world

The never ending button

*prefer not to answer*

sensible

╚═། ◑ ▃ ◑ །═╝

Got Shrimp?

I've been waiting 9 months for a coworker to ride his Harley to work so I could do this

I know you smiled

Night Of The Living Pickles...

Check out my new microphone

I was looking at Papa John’s pizza reviews and found this!

Acting skills 100

I found this note on my windshield after work. I thought I was pretty good about locking me car doors, but I guess not.

Love yourself, please hahahaha

Gets me everytime:p

Hiking Tip

Tired of “1st Day of school” posts?

Never been more relevant than now

Strong Bones

That will changer her mind