My sister received a rare tornado warning on her phone..she sent me this pic of her getting prepared.

Scrub Scrub

"Mommy, where do Mercedes come from?"

I mostly prefer tomato sauce

Cavemen are lit

At Least They Support

shook

Ahhhh.... Well yeah...I guess so

My next conversation at the dentist...

This is so sad. Can we Smash?

you can do it Patrick!!

Road paved by Lighting McQueen

Verizon isn’t the only company that does it. Pizza Hut is the worst.

CAT JOKES

Wrong day to wear this dress...

Started from the jobs now we're here

There's a reason she's never first

If uncomfortability was a dog

“Yeos”

Wana strong kid?

WTF is that cat doing?

Ah yes a 60s classic

What kind of bird is this?

"When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting,"-- Maui Jhonson

So Im done then ...

This is embarrassing.

Cards against humanity!

Savage Eleanor is savage

Stop sending him this shit

But...Why not, officer?

fvck yea it does

Not a morning guy

Anon smokes some giggle bush

I wanna smesh

Meanwhile in Montana...

Congratulations, you have a recursion.

Poor grandparents LOL

Don’t mess with the cat.

Ceiling Art in a Smoking Room

it's toasted

The lifecycle of a college student.

Which to join? Decisions, decisions.

This photogenic dog

And another one gone ...

M A D

The struggle is definitely real.

Is it just me or does Verizon have no f*ing clue what the word unlimited means?

They can relate

Oldies 335

So funny

Broken dreams

Nice lamp

Only solution for these damn furries

hol'up

What's the best way to teach history to millennials other than Weeb History Meems?

Happens every semester!

Whaa...Oh

Product placement at its finest

This Ontario Provincial Police sign is quite clever.

I think I captured this bald eagle during an existential life crisis

I wonder what he would study, but I bet he would be the best .

M E T A

Happy Soup

I'm a pro now

Time for a divorce

s p q r

You trying to fool yourself

Cinch.

Rudolph is that you?

We got evidence

A series of mild panics from now to June

Went through the taco bell drive-thru with a friend. When asked if we wanted sauce, I said: "As much as you're allowed to give me." I may have made a mistake.

Kids am I right?

Excuse me, what the fμck

Chase your dreams!

Anon takes IQ test

Anon goes to the toilet

Military commands to live life by

Damn millennials!

*Stares in Dad*

My dishwasher has the same settings as my girlfriend.

PH knows their audience

Every damn semester!

Hal is the greatest of all the on screen dads

Got ya

How to comment on this site ✔

Who doesn't like cheese?

My girlfriend’s grandparents get it

stewing in his emotions

The look on this cat's face.

time to churn some butter

Damn it, Patrick!!!

Jimmy’s Seafood has quite possibly the most savage twitter out there

Speed checked by RADAR.

I'm in pain right now

One Does Not Simply Walk

Font is everything

What have I become..?

Begone, hoe

it's not me