Officiating my buddy’s wedding this weekend. He said write whatever vows I want to. So far I think I’m nailing it.

Not all heroes wear capes

This is pretty N U T S.

The coolest duo

First time making sushi :)

The dad should disown Wutwoot

Ahhh they got me

we got it all wrong

Sure mom... she did...

True

Relatable

correlation

Every time i cook from a box

Very delicious drink! I love it!

The #1 Gamecube Startup Meme

May the force be gif you

Get me Prussia and my Sister on the phone

Finally a good use for fidget spinners

Kermit doesn’t give a damn

Pope Wars

oh mister freud

Bar chart of how much door I've painted.

Little judgmental doggo

YAMERO!!

There's Still Time...

nice try steam

Exhibit 1

Never risk it!

We were asked to trace the worm in biology class

Okay McBoss

Got milk?!

repercussions

As an American, this is what I imagine it's like to be British.

gottem

My understanding of the dark web.

Anon hates his "job"

Why Fall is Fall

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

I didn’t know officer

Top notch flick

Jason Mamoa having fun with his action figure

Real love and big bubbies

Can’t argue with that

Meaningful quotes

Listen kiddo

Moist

“I’m asexual, sorry”

Spider bee...

right

My sister received a rare tornado warning on her phone..she sent me this pic of her getting prepared.

Scrub Scrub

"Mommy, where do Mercedes come from?"

I mostly prefer tomato sauce

Cavemen are lit

At Least They Support

shook

Ahhhh.... Well yeah...I guess so

My next conversation at the dentist...

This is so sad. Can we Smash?

you can do it Patrick!!

Road paved by Lighting McQueen

Verizon isn’t the only company that does it. Pizza Hut is the worst.

CAT JOKES

Wrong day to wear this dress...

Started from the jobs now we're here

There's a reason she's never first

If uncomfortability was a dog

“Yeos”

Wana strong kid?

WTF is that cat doing?

Ah yes a 60s classic

What kind of bird is this?

"When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting,"-- Maui Jhonson

So Im done then ...

This is embarrassing.

Cards against humanity!

Savage Eleanor is savage

Stop sending him this shit

But...Why not, officer?

fvck yea it does

Not a morning guy

Anon smokes some giggle bush

I wanna smesh

Meanwhile in Montana...

Congratulations, you have a recursion.

Poor grandparents LOL

Don’t mess with the cat.

Ceiling Art in a Smoking Room

it's toasted

The lifecycle of a college student.

Which to join? Decisions, decisions.

This photogenic dog

And another one gone ...

M A D

The struggle is definitely real.

Is it just me or does Verizon have no f*ing clue what the word unlimited means?

They can relate

Oldies 335

So funny

Broken dreams