I usually say “Guess where are we eating today?”

This is water. It has touched him, And he is dead.

Stop a sooning

This made me laugh today

Turns out the 99% of them were worth nothing.

I think she still haven't got over that tea thing...

I M A G I N A T I O N

The only hope for USA. My candidate for 2020.

Real estate description of the year.

You better choose your words carefully..

Captain insano shows no mercy

My Venezuelan wife complying.

Clifford the Big Red Douchebag

Calm down, Oreo

Good Boy Busted - Grafxart

art school

Well, rip this dude

Can it be?

That person is living in 2082

Long time no see

That first coffee mug of the morning

I wonder how many customers mispronounce the name of this shop

I *might* need them one day...

Fun Fact of the Day: I’m Depressed

Good job Urban Dictionary

Only the real Karen

You'll need more than that

Or the whole last year of my previous marriage really.

:'(

Jasus

It should be

This feels both nice and bad

Water pls...

The deception

In case of emergency!

This is some bullshit

Classic Windows...

When the stars align

If men had periods

If this ain't the truth

Works every time

Are you jay?

Poking a spider in the back

Norway finally got personalized licensed plates. Driving in Oslo today found this one for a driving school - complete with student driver :)

Oh ok

Love, Moth

it was a coin flip

Get out of my home

Priority seat for pregnant ladies who give free wifi.

This mom

historic

When your dog eats your philosophy homework

Holy

My girlfriend and I broke up yesterday. My friend sent me this today.

The American team after beating the Chinese team to win the world mathematics competition

Partially stolen from mexican food person

Scratch that idea

*gasp* ADAM

Relatable

My other slice!

Guess who's the winner?

Care for a dad joke?

My Aunt told her dog there was a squirrel on the deck, but the dog couldn't find it.

OwO what's this?

My cat is hoarding lids.

Kentucky sure has some interesting cards

***ing Karen

Comforting to see in my Doctor's office

Fast food be like

　 　 　 　 　 　　　 　 　　　 　

Just watch the movie

Lovely media

A visual representation of when only one person upvotes my post.

Technically correct.

My dad the hippie

Best time of the day...

Every damn time indeed

So easy lol

snap

Nothing to see here..

Slight discrepancy between will and wallet...

Can’t stop laughing.

EA Headquaters while inventing new ways to push microtransactions. Colorized

Memes in 2027: kill yourself to like this meme

A new classical twist.

Children can be annoying as hell..

How to measure Thiccness

Just emailed her medick

Some advice for all you "cool" parents out there...

His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals.

Put it back you .£#@^

Marlon destroyed Kevin Hart and the gang.

754 Days without sex be like.

im sorry son

Accurate

desires afloat

We all ignored the e-mails

Look Morty

hehe

Gotta give her an “A” for effort lol