You'll need more than that

Or the whole last year of my previous marriage really.

:'(

Jasus

It should be

This feels both nice and bad

Water pls...

The deception

In case of emergency!

This is some bullshit

Classic Windows...

When the stars align

If men had periods

If this ain't the truth

Works every time

Are you jay?

Poking a spider in the back

Norway finally got personalized licensed plates. Driving in Oslo today found this one for a driving school - complete with student driver :)

Oh ok

Love, Moth

it was a coin flip

Get out of my home

Priority seat for pregnant ladies who give free wifi.

This mom

historic

When your dog eats your philosophy homework

Holy

My girlfriend and I broke up yesterday. My friend sent me this today.

The American team after beating the Chinese team to win the world mathematics competition

Partially stolen from mexican food person

Scratch that idea

*gasp* ADAM

Relatable

My other slice!

Guess who's the winner?

Care for a dad joke?

My Aunt told her dog there was a squirrel on the deck, but the dog couldn't find it.

OwO what's this?

My cat is hoarding lids.

Kentucky sure has some interesting cards

***ing Karen

Comforting to see in my Doctor's office

Fast food be like

　 　 　 　 　 　　　 　 　　　 　

Just watch the movie

Lovely media

A visual representation of when only one person upvotes my post.

Technically correct.

My dad the hippie

Best time of the day...

Every damn time indeed

So easy lol

snap

Nothing to see here..

Slight discrepancy between will and wallet...

Can’t stop laughing.

EA Headquaters while inventing new ways to push microtransactions. Colorized

Memes in 2027: kill yourself to like this meme

A new classical twist.

Children can be annoying as hell..

How to measure Thiccness

Just emailed her medick

Some advice for all you "cool" parents out there...

His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals.

Put it back you .£#@^

Marlon destroyed Kevin Hart and the gang.

754 Days without sex be like.

im sorry son

Accurate

desires afloat

We all ignored the e-mails

Look Morty

hehe

Gotta give her an “A” for effort lol

cruising with the bois

I thought this looked familiar

EXPERIENCE THE DEJA VU

I reinterpreted a drawing by my 6 yr old nephew

nice

Friend of mine got a text from a wrong number and my group decided to respond

I guess I'll embarrass myself.

An unfortunate picture I found of myself and my local church's priest

Get some!!!

Shoutout to that time Hannibal Buress sent a random dude to the Spiderman press tour pretending to be him

I like to think this is how it happened

After years of this guy using my email as a spam account, I got my revenge. He signed my email. Up for SiriusXM which also gives me the ability to beep his horn.

Not today hangover

Everyone has been kissing under it.

What a genius:

So how was work?

A true piece of art

Only some people will notice

Ooow now I get it.

An accurate depiction of my thoughts encountering a cat

HoneydewNOT belong in there

Did someone mention a road trip

Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from...

suprise

Psssst!!!!

Ad for accordian lessons on my neighborhood board