I guess I'll embarrass myself.
An unfortunate picture I found of myself and my local church's priest
Get some!!!
Shoutout to that time Hannibal Buress sent a random dude to the Spiderman press tour pretending to be him
I like to think this is how it happened
After years of this guy using my email as a spam account, I got my revenge. He signed my email. Up for SiriusXM which also gives me the ability to beep his horn.
Not today hangover
Everyone has been kissing under it.
What a genius:
So how was work?
A true piece of art
Only some people will notice
Ooow now I get it.
An accurate depiction of my thoughts encountering a cat
HoneydewNOT belong in there
Did someone mention a road trip
Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from...
suprise
Psssst!!!!
Ad for accordian lessons on my neighborhood board
Homo say what?
For the fresh upvoters, thanks
Hurry up, open the door!
Anon has cheap rent
NASA struck by heavy budget cuts
Please come back Duddy -20
Incredible technique
Family picture.
Ahah, stupid weebs
The truth behind the war
BOI!
Indeed
Officiating my buddy’s wedding this weekend. He said write whatever vows I want to. So far I think I’m nailing it.
Not all heroes wear capes
This is pretty N U T S.
The coolest duo
First time making sushi :)
The dad should disown Wutwoot
Ahhh they got me
we got it all wrong
Sure mom... she did...
True
Relatable
correlation
Every time i cook from a box
Very delicious drink! I love it!
The #1 Gamecube Startup Meme
May the force be gif you
Get me Prussia and my Sister on the phone
Finally a good use for fidget spinners
Kermit doesn’t give a damn
Pope Wars
oh mister freud
Bar chart of how much door I've painted.
Little judgmental doggo
YAMERO!!
There's Still Time...
nice try steam
Exhibit 1
Never risk it!
We were asked to trace the worm in biology class
Okay McBoss
Got milk?!
repercussions
As an American, this is what I imagine it's like to be British.
gottem
My understanding of the dark web.
Anon hates his "job"
Why Fall is Fall
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.
I didn’t know officer
Top notch flick
Jason Mamoa having fun with his action figure
Real love and big bubbies
Can’t argue with that
Meaningful quotes
Listen kiddo
Moist
“I’m asexual, sorry”
Spider bee...
right
My sister received a rare tornado warning on her phone..she sent me this pic of her getting prepared.
Scrub Scrub
"Mommy, where do Mercedes come from?"
I mostly prefer tomato sauce
Cavemen are lit
At Least They Support
shook
Ahhhh.... Well yeah...I guess so
My next conversation at the dentist...
This is so sad. Can we Smash?
you can do it Patrick!!
Road paved by Lighting McQueen
Verizon isn’t the only company that does it. Pizza Hut is the worst.
CAT JOKES
Wrong day to wear this dress...
Started from the jobs now we're here
There's a reason she's never first
If uncomfortability was a dog
“Yeos”