Shoutout to that time Hannibal Buress sent a random dude to the Spiderman press tour pretending to be him

I like to think this is how it happened

After years of this guy using my email as a spam account, I got my revenge. He signed my email. Up for SiriusXM which also gives me the ability to beep his horn.

Not today hangover

Everyone has been kissing under it.

What a genius:

So how was work?

A true piece of art

Only some people will notice

Ooow now I get it.

An accurate depiction of my thoughts encountering a cat

HoneydewNOT belong in there

Did someone mention a road trip

Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from...

suprise

Psssst!!!!

Ad for accordian lessons on my neighborhood board

Homo say what?

For the fresh upvoters, thanks

Hurry up, open the door!

Anon has cheap rent

NASA struck by heavy budget cuts

Please come back Duddy -20

Incredible technique

Family picture.

Ahah, stupid weebs

The truth behind the war

BOI!

Indeed

Officiating my buddy’s wedding this weekend. He said write whatever vows I want to. So far I think I’m nailing it.

Not all heroes wear capes

This is pretty N U T S.

The coolest duo

First time making sushi :)

The dad should disown Wutwoot

Ahhh they got me

we got it all wrong

Sure mom... she did...

True

Relatable

correlation

Every time i cook from a box

Very delicious drink! I love it!

The #1 Gamecube Startup Meme

May the force be gif you

Get me Prussia and my Sister on the phone

Finally a good use for fidget spinners

Kermit doesn’t give a damn

Pope Wars

oh mister freud

Bar chart of how much door I've painted.

Little judgmental doggo

YAMERO!!

There's Still Time...

nice try steam

Exhibit 1

Never risk it!

We were asked to trace the worm in biology class

Okay McBoss

Got milk?!

repercussions

As an American, this is what I imagine it's like to be British.

gottem

My understanding of the dark web.

Anon hates his "job"

Why Fall is Fall

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

I didn’t know officer

Top notch flick

Jason Mamoa having fun with his action figure

Real love and big bubbies

Can’t argue with that

Meaningful quotes

Listen kiddo

Moist

“I’m asexual, sorry”

Spider bee...

right

My sister received a rare tornado warning on her phone..she sent me this pic of her getting prepared.

Scrub Scrub

"Mommy, where do Mercedes come from?"

I mostly prefer tomato sauce

Cavemen are lit

At Least They Support

shook

Ahhhh.... Well yeah...I guess so

My next conversation at the dentist...

This is so sad. Can we Smash?

you can do it Patrick!!

Road paved by Lighting McQueen

Verizon isn’t the only company that does it. Pizza Hut is the worst.

CAT JOKES

Wrong day to wear this dress...

Started from the jobs now we're here

There's a reason she's never first

If uncomfortability was a dog

“Yeos”

Wana strong kid?

WTF is that cat doing?

Ah yes a 60s classic