When you finally get a girlfriend after being horny and lonely for years

Teacher asked the class "Which softwere system works really good?". People decided to be honest hahahaha

When this slinky has more will to live than you

Im just saying, from where I was standing that couch looked awfully familiar

Ah, nostalgia

ayy

Member good screen days

hmm yes

Cozy

hey

for all you lurkers and reposters out there ;)

Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.

Puma's Plus Size Logo!!!

Enjoy while you can, mites!

Pretty much

That's enough hiking for today

hero

Perfect cosplay

Leaving this here

I'm on my way guys...

Real Man Quote

A Guide To Efficiency

This is the best license plate I’ve seen yet

Error code: Bork.

Totally not good

Tap on glass

RBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRR!!!!

The most rewarding part of parenthood is scaring the shit out of my children.

LOLL

The next step of the digital evolution

I'm beyond your tickery, thots.

My girlfriend immediately said no.

Can’t counter it.

Before his time

wednesday it is

Just do it Karen

Et tu, Brute?

MELK!

Great Sign

Drums, but romantically

lol one

I Found a Sheet-of-Paper Sized Magnifying Lens

When you put all of your skill points in Accuracy

Such Optimism

jim

bork

Here's the thing

Posted in a restaurant in Thailand

Orthodox sure know how to sing

Worst Pirate By Far

True Wild Hogs

Images you can hear.

I give the armor a good 10/10

There was always something odd about this pattern on Grandma's pillows. And then...

Positivity

Like shooting fish in a barrel

When you ask a customer how their day is going and they completely ignore you.

Me to myself everytime I try to socialize with new people.

Goofed

I have a surprise for you!

1940s kids remember

Begone!

Spot guarder Hades :D

Cow lick

Wahoo

Tony the Tiger has really changed over the years

All the disappointment.

Miss this show

Nah M8

The hogs are taking over

Sassy!

truly weird times.

You don't wrote the budget Terry! I do!

*** sake Dylan.

Wow Lynx has really gone all out on this one...

yeet

The lazy susan

Sunsets are peaceful.

Localized

Gaudete

Let me swallow it first. lol

When that friend who doesnt drink finally has a couple shots and says whats been on his mind

I'm confused..

Missing an ex

Mechanic mate just shared this photo of a client’s car. The client claimed his leg got sore, so he used his hand to accelerate instead.

places to go, people to meet

The hero that Nike needs...

Ethan had enough of their shenanigans

what an achievement

\ (•‿•) /

When you flush the toilet and the water starts to rise

predatory sounds

This is what anarco-capitalism looks like

My sister legitimately tried to paint a picture of Stevie Wonder for my dad on his birthday

More swag in his finger than your entire body

Simple facts

Does anyone even drink this?

the song of a new milenium

Spaß

The time for you to die has come Thanos Home meem