Mechanic mate just shared this photo of a client’s car. The client claimed his leg got sore, so he used his hand to accelerate instead.

places to go, people to meet

The hero that Nike needs...

Ethan had enough of their shenanigans

what an achievement

\ (•‿•) /

When you flush the toilet and the water starts to rise

predatory sounds

This is what anarco-capitalism looks like

My sister legitimately tried to paint a picture of Stevie Wonder for my dad on his birthday

More swag in his finger than your entire body

Simple facts

Does anyone even drink this?

the song of a new milenium

Spaß

The time for you to die has come Thanos Home meem

Is this too far?

byrb

get up n' down with the Oof

War has changed

Watching Movies with Subtitles

Google in a bottle.

sacre blue

Because that’ll show them

NO MOE!

Yeet

Don’t be silly wrap your Willy.

heey, thats pretty good

New study

Jesus Christ, did nobody check the layout of this front page?

God bless farmers

877-CASHNOW!

"We care about your privacy" - all tech companies

Pomf

this long salt tastes wierd

Video games are so sexist

Enjoy some crabby OC

A classic from the hacker known as "4chan"

heeyyy thats pretty good

When the camo works too well

Thanos after eating McDonalds

Oh yeah, that's how we like it

Hmm, no.

Selfyyy :)

Please, we need the karma to feed our famillies

Hmm

Finding out the hard way

STEAK is LOVE!!!

the suislide

180 gb was bae

My daughter had a math test at school. Time to switch schools.

height

Plotting the attack, one wrong move...you're dead!

　 　 　 　 　 　 　

overlords

When you're not the favourite child

When you have a "hate my job day"

Space *e*

Haven't seen my roommate in 5 days. I came back to this on my door today

I would love the $1000 option

preferably not

Please come back Duddy -27

Feelsbadman

Get a Tan

That one user who leaves a comment and upvotes your post in new

But smart tho

sike

Anon explains religion

Anon_IRL

Later virgins

　 　 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　

*Déjà vu* intensefies

You never know where life will lead you

Listen here, kiddo

Jay got him a deal too!

Me rn.

Waiting for October like.....

Headline of Australia's best news site.

Goku was just a pothead

[Not blood related]

Just keep breathing just keep breathing...

This Nike thing is getting good

Her tattoo says "fresh spring rolls" in Thai.

Whose bringing this to Christmas dinner this year??

Stumbled across this earlier and it made my night.

My dog woke up one day and decided he hated his dog bed.

The actual caller ID

　 　 　 　 　 　

The hero we need but don’t deserve

At the beginning there was nothing. Then God created this

Just stop already

Step one, who knows what step one is?

Vaccines work.

Seems like a handy guide.

Happy birthday to you, and you and you and...

So true, thoughts ladies?

Learning you can move your eyebrows...

Gotta use incognito mode next time

My mom called me and told me she had ordered a “little black dress” for me that I would love. This came in the mail today

Good Old Stephen Colbert