I would love the $1000 option
preferably not
Please come back Duddy -27
Feelsbadman
Get a Tan
That one user who leaves a comment and upvotes your post in new
But smart tho
sike
Anon explains religion
Anon_IRL
Later virgins
*Déjà vu* intensefies
You never know where life will lead you
Listen here, kiddo
Jay got him a deal too!
Me rn.
Waiting for October like.....
Headline of Australia's best news site.
Goku was just a pothead
[Not blood related]
Just keep breathing just keep breathing...
This Nike thing is getting good
Her tattoo says "fresh spring rolls" in Thai.
Whose bringing this to Christmas dinner this year??
Stumbled across this earlier and it made my night.
My dog woke up one day and decided he hated his dog bed.
The actual caller ID
The hero we need but don’t deserve
At the beginning there was nothing. Then God created this
Just stop already
Step one, who knows what step one is?
Vaccines work.
Seems like a handy guide.
Happy birthday to you, and you and you and...
So true, thoughts ladies?
Learning you can move your eyebrows...
Gotta use incognito mode next time
My mom called me and told me she had ordered a “little black dress” for me that I would love. This came in the mail today
Good Old Stephen Colbert
Shark Week in Alabama
What can men do against such reckless hate?
I call that...mercy
Roger Roger
Can't say no to the wavy one
Queen Elizabeth and Steve Harvey always dress like they’re going to the prom together
Need more light hearted fun like this in the world.
Poop comes when we least expect it
Imba
Business man
Eddie Murphy in 1983
Google FTW
Sign me in ASAP
A month ago, I replied to a spam email from someone named Dave Thomas, jokingly telling him to stick to his fast food business instead of spamming people. Today, I received this letter from him.
Somebody toucha my ramen
The current form of god
I’m 27 and it blew my mind
Best Shirt Ever
Told y’all
Going back to work today sucked. I wanna be like Greg.
Logic
3 School days down , 12 years to go .
Crabposting
look at this villain, playing his sick little game
Pakistani bus being poached for its horn
Who won that year?
Never be scared to share your thoughts...
German walnut vs a Chinese nutcracker
This majestic deer slipping on ice
Git Gud
The Nike/Kapernick boycott will mainly affect the sales of these
Your mom's anal beads are here
This random Youtube comment should be the plot for an Official M&M movie.
Ahhh Love the Sell
Oh thank you. *Nuts*
yes, I know I can't edit. that's why I don't post. And I'm on my phone.
Biggest Lie of my Childhood
Would you like some ...
Relatable
My friend sent this email using a fake account to his CEO and all employees. “No one should have to poop in fear”
Little punk keep Laughing
God is her daddy
We've gone too far...
The price of freedom is Middle Eastern & South American stability and innocent lives. And healthcare
When u shave your ball hairs lol
How centipede was created
Beethoven was a genius.
After an hour of searching and blaming my dog, I finally figured out where I left my sandwich this morning.
Me this weekend
The bluff was called
Was I good boy today, helping with master's homework?
Caption this...
Gender-specific colors when you're expecting
Oh, Drath’nor.
My friend works in HR and he sent me this from an applicant
the thrill of the chase
So evil