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Biggest Lie of my Childhood

Would you like some ...

Relatable

My friend sent this email using a fake account to his CEO and all employees. “No one should have to poop in fear”

Little punk keep Laughing

God is her daddy

We've gone too far...

The price of freedom is Middle Eastern & South American stability and innocent lives. And healthcare

When u shave your ball hairs lol

How centipede was created

Beethoven was a genius.

After an hour of searching and blaming my dog, I finally figured out where I left my sandwich this morning.

Me this weekend

The bluff was called

Was I good boy today, helping with master's homework?

Caption this...

Gender-specific colors when you're expecting

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Oh, Drath’nor.

My friend works in HR and he sent me this from an applicant

the thrill of the chase

So evil

Good question

Ffs teachers..

Do not cross!!

There are still people who follows all the rules

That's gay and that's illegal

Or when you break your knee because of a door

Never travel with this guy

What's she on about??

Wow, so it was that simple all this time?!

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Definitely Yes !!

Being transparent

Bill’s focus was monumental

Reward for being with EA for 15 years

All men are potential pigs

Just doing my job... Saving lives, one office how-to at a time.

Reported for hacking

Grandma is the best

Pretty sure Elizabeth II is immortal

My son just woke up and would like to speak to a manager.

The breakfast of champions

Train

Yoda is so cool

Haha yes

In vein

The camo cargo shorts are a nice added touch

Well put the bar in first

Does it age like wine, or milk?

Shieldposting courtesy

Afro joker

Egypt is a meme

Every damn time I tell her a joke

my sincerest condolences

Together, we united!

Gotta love UDOT

Please come back Duddy -26

Dads a troll lol

He’s just faking it

Every selfie ever taken.

A Dalmatian's Shadow

McDonalds Picture

Why is Deadpool fishing in the background?

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No wonder indeed

It looks safe.

Don’t know if this has been posted yet but whatever.

Girl "Used to play rugby in high school", thinks she can tackle 315 pound college football player

She’s onto me

This guy just gave me a new view of the world!

Nike got the wrong spokesperson

Daniel Dragcliffe

Henlo. It's your Uber driver. Am outside.

2077

Go for it.

Every woman, ever.

That death stare with just a little bit of disgust makes this compelte

GIVE IT BACK

This explains more than you know

Life in general, really

I'll do the Shrek for 1000

How does it feel to be shoved into a corner, non-Alaskans?

Plan before you fire lol

And that's terrible

The people who can benefit from this sign cannot.

One pepperoni pizza -_-

My friends got creative when the vet said the anti scratch cone would be $50!

We grease nipples

I was stood reading an English translation thinking I was learning about the wonders of ancient Pompeii... 5 minutes in I realised it was instructions for the bin.... Recycling on the left

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Well, it got me.

There are winners, and then there are losers. This picture sums it up

My brother and I were cleaning out the attic, but then I heard an “OH SH*T!!!” following a loud crash and saw THIS above me. I chose to take a photo before asking questions.

3 AM and you see this, what do?

This was on both restroom doors at a bar I went to last night.

Google got bling

She’s behind me.. Isn’t she..