A month ago, I replied to a spam email from someone named Dave Thomas, jokingly telling him to stick to his fast food business instead of spamming people. Today, I received this letter from him.

Somebody toucha my ramen

The current form of god

I’m 27 and it blew my mind

Best Shirt Ever

Told y’all

Going back to work today sucked. I wanna be like Greg.

Logic

3 School days down , 12 years to go .

Crabposting

look at this villain, playing his sick little game

Pakistani bus being poached for its horn

Who won that year?

Never be scared to share your thoughts...

German walnut vs a Chinese nutcracker

This majestic deer slipping on ice

Git Gud

The Nike/Kapernick boycott will mainly affect the sales of these

Your mom's anal beads are here

This random Youtube comment should be the plot for an Official M&M movie.

Ahhh Love the Sell

Oh thank you. *Nuts*

　 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　

yes, I know I can't edit. that's why I don't post. And I'm on my phone.

Biggest Lie of my Childhood

Would you like some ...

Relatable

My friend sent this email using a fake account to his CEO and all employees. “No one should have to poop in fear”

Little punk keep Laughing

God is her daddy

We've gone too far...

The price of freedom is Middle Eastern & South American stability and innocent lives. And healthcare

When u shave your ball hairs lol

How centipede was created

Beethoven was a genius.

After an hour of searching and blaming my dog, I finally figured out where I left my sandwich this morning.

Me this weekend

The bluff was called

Was I good boy today, helping with master's homework?

Caption this...

Gender-specific colors when you're expecting

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Oh, Drath’nor.

My friend works in HR and he sent me this from an applicant

the thrill of the chase

So evil

Good question

Ffs teachers..

Do not cross!!

There are still people who follows all the rules

That's gay and that's illegal

Or when you break your knee because of a door

Never travel with this guy

What's she on about??

Wow, so it was that simple all this time?!

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Definitely Yes !!

Being transparent

Bill’s focus was monumental

Reward for being with EA for 15 years

All men are potential pigs

Just doing my job... Saving lives, one office how-to at a time.

Reported for hacking

Grandma is the best

Pretty sure Elizabeth II is immortal

My son just woke up and would like to speak to a manager.

The breakfast of champions

Train

Yoda is so cool

Haha yes

In vein

The camo cargo shorts are a nice added touch

Well put the bar in first

Does it age like wine, or milk?

Shieldposting courtesy

Afro joker

Egypt is a meme

Every damn time I tell her a joke

my sincerest condolences

Together, we united!

Gotta love UDOT

Please come back Duddy -26

Dads a troll lol

He’s just faking it

Every selfie ever taken.

A Dalmatian's Shadow

McDonalds Picture

Why is Deadpool fishing in the background?

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No wonder indeed

It looks safe.

Don’t know if this has been posted yet but whatever.

Girl "Used to play rugby in high school", thinks she can tackle 315 pound college football player

She’s onto me

This guy just gave me a new view of the world!

Nike got the wrong spokesperson

Daniel Dragcliffe

Henlo. It's your Uber driver. Am outside.

2077

Go for it.