After plan A or B doesn't work, screw it

That’s exactly how it’s gunna happen.

Proper eye test.

Everything is hate

“Improvise, Adapt, Overcome”

There’s something about EarPods

My local news did an oopsie #RIP

Which stage are you in? HAHA.

elder scroll

I got my daughters daycare photo proofs in today. Ordering this one in the largest size possible.

Hot CPU

We've come full circle...

Why is my bowl empty bro?

Whoops! Shes a fake psychic honey, I swear !

I can relate, Biggins

Woof woof woof

So Eminem?

“It was super effective!”

BACON IS OUR GOD!!!!

I have nothing against Kaepernick, but this got me.

Google translate in it's finest edition :D

Sheriff Buford was playing the long game.

Accurate magazine cover

Hilarious Wade Cosplay

Art World Problems

When Fox and Disney Meet

Finally whipping skrrrrrr..

Thanks for everything Burt. You'll be greatly missed.

This Mom has a great sense of humor.

Found this on Facebook, sorry if it's a repost

To one up the crazy’s in Florida.

"that makes sense"

The Twitter fight we can all get behind

Oooooh Burn!

Funny you should ask, actually.

Yeah!! Just do it..

The dude says.

Heckkk

When parents tell me their kids are angels

sorry ice cream machine is broken....

RIP Burt Reynolds

He really tried to warn us about the frogs

Stop trying to make it illegal we could’ve stopped him!

When someone ask you what kind of organization do you have

Modern times :D

Improvisation at its finest

He's just educating childrens about boundaries and property rights

The best lunch bag at my med school

Elmo woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Illusion 200%

RIP Turd Ferguson

Major life revelations

The future is now, old man

Witness the horrors

Bathroom encouragement

Educational

It's cats all the way down

First user

　 　 　 　 　　

This man is in the year 3018

Taking suicide to a whole new level

You better watch it

　 　 　 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　

low :clap: effort :clap: memes :clap:

This one’s for you Karen!

Boobs...

　 　 　 　 　　

Anon makes a pizza

God is listening to you!

Have you heard of Gaydar? Well in Russia they have...

A class action lawsuit against a company that makes pest repeleers, presented this as exhibit A that it does not work

It was very sad

When you finally get a girlfriend after being horny and lonely for years

Teacher asked the class "Which softwere system works really good?". People decided to be honest hahahaha

When this slinky has more will to live than you

Im just saying, from where I was standing that couch looked awfully familiar

Ah, nostalgia

ayy

Member good screen days

hmm yes

Cozy

hey

for all you lurkers and reposters out there ;)

Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.

Puma's Plus Size Logo!!!

Enjoy while you can, mites!

Pretty much

That's enough hiking for today

hero

Perfect cosplay

Leaving this here

I'm on my way guys...

Real Man Quote

A Guide To Efficiency

This is the best license plate I’ve seen yet

Error code: Bork.

Totally not good

Tap on glass

RBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRR!!!!

The most rewarding part of parenthood is scaring the shit out of my children.