When they tell you you can’t bring your own snacks into the theater
Time to commit die
hero
π
Captured the exact moment that I realized I should have stayed home
Titel mustn't B empty
Clenching your fist will suppress your gag reflex, FYI
do it
It really be like that
Bucketface Returns
Put a coin even if you were to smile..
As long as you believe...
SO HAPPY it's my 1st day. Hope I do great
Alright now Nike has really crossed a line
Don't let your dreams be memes
"Oh my gosh!"
Hell na, I’m too cool for dat
Bad , but funny...
KETAMINE
She has no idea what she’s wearing.
Maybe I should've stoped
sauce in the comments
My office manager put these all over our cubicles and doors this morning, pretty great way to start our Friday!
What's with all the burnt Reynolds posts recently?
Behold, your spine
Vectors of Politeness
Getting out of the shower and looking in the mirror like...
Damn that's pretty fast
we decided to get my niece a dinosaur head.....
Bamboozled
Do we still do these?
Just wait till I tell them about rankine
Easy fix
loops
BONE
My daughter's personality perfectly expressed through her outfit choice.
I have no regret
Upvote quick before it expires
Storage space running out? No problem!
Oh Andy
After plan A or B doesn't work, screw it
That’s exactly how it’s gunna happen.
Proper eye test.
Everything is hate
“Improvise, Adapt, Overcome”
There’s something about EarPods
My local news did an oopsie #RIP
Which stage are you in? HAHA.
elder scroll
I got my daughters daycare photo proofs in today. Ordering this one in the largest size possible.
Hot CPU
We've come full circle...
Why is my bowl empty bro?
Whoops! Shes a fake psychic honey, I swear !
I can relate, Biggins
Woof woof woof
So Eminem?
“It was super effective!”
BACON IS OUR GOD!!!!
I have nothing against Kaepernick, but this got me.
Google translate in it's finest edition :D
Sheriff Buford was playing the long game.
Accurate magazine cover
Hilarious Wade Cosplay
Art World Problems
When Fox and Disney Meet
Finally whipping skrrrrrr..
Thanks for everything Burt. You'll be greatly missed.
This Mom has a great sense of humor.
Found this on Facebook, sorry if it's a repost
To one up the crazy’s in Florida.
"that makes sense"
The Twitter fight we can all get behind
Oooooh Burn!
Funny you should ask, actually.
Yeah!! Just do it..
The dude says.
Heckkk
When parents tell me their kids are angels
sorry ice cream machine is broken....
RIP Burt Reynolds
He really tried to warn us about the frogs
Stop trying to make it illegal we could’ve stopped him!
When someone ask you what kind of organization do you have
Modern times :D
Improvisation at its finest
He's just educating childrens about boundaries and property rights
The best lunch bag at my med school
Elmo woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Illusion 200%
RIP Turd Ferguson
Major life revelations
The future is now, old man
Witness the horrors
Bathroom encouragement
Educational
It's cats all the way down
First user
This man is in the year 3018