like I even need an excuse

True...?

When I take exams

We got light up glasses for a black light party. My son, who has autism, now claims them for his own to read with... right before bed...

Is this a bad sign

Let's face the ugly truth

Yooo the church ain't messing around no more

Barney is the best intimidation

bam

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Why you shouldn’t wait until retirement to travel

Unfortunately.

My mom is an elementary school teacher. When the kids all walked into the building to start their day, this random guy decided to join the crowd and get an education. 10/10 good educated boy.

A million to one.

The good junkie.

When you can’t afford something so you have to put it back

Can someone from the nurse's station call and ask what what he's asking for....please!

Altruism

Hail Caesar

Illinois State Police feeling a bit ‘passive’-aggressive

German language is always full of surprises for me

like a man

All of the Northeast United States right now

Constant reminders

Had to vent...

Stay in school kids.

What our 7 yr old deemed necessary as backpack essentials for our trip to IKEA this afternoon.

Life in Hurricane Country

Why does Cardi look like an randomized Oblivion character and Nicki a randomized Skyrim character

Not the ring they hoped for..

I would love to join your cult!

My cheeky coworkers.

MYSTERY-100

Sword Nuts In Texas

Begone N O R T O N

The east coast right now...

Honesty in my son's homework

You never know when it's going to blow!

Roast them artificials

Peter

When you’ve only been living in South Carolina for 3 weeks and a category 4 hurricane is approaching

Foolin' with the Witch's brew

If your dad doesn’t fall asleep like this on the couch at 9pm, is he really your dad?

Why is fall my favorite season?

As long as you love me

Pretty Dizzying...

They tasted good...

Even with a hurricane approaching, people would rather starve than eat vegan food

Can’t find them

OUR CHEWING GUM

owo

Anon gave himself a concussion

"Mom, should i clean the whole house?"

Hurricane prep before having kids and after having kids.

This bar does it all

Old. But classic.

Good bye

Really tho, what's up with that.

Realistic textbook cover

Wait whaaaaat?

And to think there are still people who believe Dwayne Johnson and The Rock are the same person...

George, would you please smile for the camera !?

Bring coffee and hold the customers.

Chris Pratt goes off script on Parks and Recreation

My Helloween Beast

WOULD YOU!?!?!?

I prefer Vader, less of whiny ***

I see

But those are cobras

I love this place!

Can't tell me what to do

Hue

Floral notes of skunk roadkill and citrus

Benefit of having flat chest GF

The stone hand would really hurt too.

Thats got to be the best pirate I've ever seen

got yo ass

Anon stays at a girls place

Puppy on his first flight

Doctor..

Feelsbad

A little about me...

Are you all alright ?

Floridans are god like.

Ohh, it certainly hurt

It's a Legit Question.

That cucumber has been to unfathomable places

hmmmm

Just when you think things can’t get any worse.

They're coming for us

McDonald’s Canada is getting ready for marijuana legalization next month

This job does itself

Not sure if this is old or not, just made me laugh

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OMG you are just toooo funny

Michigan DOT humor...

And he would have gotten away with it too...

We all know what that means

The great leader has spoken

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