Every year on my birthday I go to the Smithsonian and punch the same statue. Today marks half a decade!

Granny Needs Accessories

My friend almost spit her coffee when she heard her kid reading her book out loud

Oh..

Well.... It's not wrong

Extortion

Stronger than Teflon

Let's be frens

There's Fury over article 13

Load secured!

NC got catfished...

Sad times, alexa do your thing

Muh freedom

Ehm

Asking the real question

Christmas Town

I knew they would add this after that madden tournament

Damn that’s fresh....

This meme still cool?

:'(

Istambul

pretty much yeah

In this timeline circa 2018

Traveling in a fried-out combie

Avange us when we get silenced

Oh no

Too late for China though

One of the deepest animated scenes ever

Poor Hagrid barely fits

Farmers' secret to grow the best organic fruit

See? That's what I was talking about

ring

Slower..

As fast as they could.

yes

Do-do-do do-DO

The 3 stages of growing up

The holy grail

innovative

If Netflix ever had to cast a Superman movie...

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Collector's Edition

The circle of love

Jam packed suitcase

Get your shit together, Carol

The Simpsons: How times have changed.

Kanye definitely has a type

Say hello to my new mentor

Bring back MySpace #FreeSpeech

sit com

This one made me chuckle

Amy Poehler quizzes George R. R. Martin about a quote from GoT

proportionate response

Psst..hey bro you might wanna stop

Real talk

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A cold one please

Drop the beat

Something Something Me too

©™

Identity theft is not a joke guys..

and mother of the year award goes to.......

Pelicans

ARTICLE 13

Literally the best thing I've ever found on facebook

Aaaannnd... cut.

I feel attacked

Every morning before work

After vigorously searching the internet for 45 minutes

For real though..

How to be a Stone Cold Bitter *** 101

A personal attack

An Extra Milk Dud

an inspiring title

Murder She Tweeted

The only right thing to do

My friend is apparently allergic to hair dye

Wife got me this for my bday. New favorite.

Even the horses

It is the little things.

What did they do?!

ms pain

Not The Onion

Glad I did

“There’s a time and a place” - this lady

So good!

A reality show for flat eathers

God Bless The USA!

Bumper stickers are becoming more and more questionable

Corporate Cats

Not sure where from or whom to give credit but this is something els

Exercise for the older folks.

Go back to school

you are now cursed

Meme banning

I’m just kind of speechless at this point

Good boy!!

That's why and many more things I hate the Fashion industry

Good luck, North Carolina.

All aRound you say...