Homer being Homer

News: “There’s not too much flooding here”. Reporter: “I could get on my knees”. News: “Perfect”.

Here Polly.

War has changed

So polite yet so sad

"WTF Karen!! Don't include me on your sad online dating profile"

I've been making juice wrong this whole time

how adults see millennials

So my campus and a suicide awareness and prevention day... this is how they decided to advertise it.

Don't worry, it's not a "philia" if you hate yourself

When the hand has gone numb

This will affect business

Guess he'll die

I hear he’s about to make it big tho!

Whet

Whoever edited MGK's wiki killed it!

From my last survey : Have I ever ?

Is that edgy enough?

Our library's hurricane prep.

Aaaaah Florida

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This dog knows what he wants in life.

DUMBLEYDORE

Only four people went to the Army football game, sad.

You know what it is

Spanko!

still thicc

Aww jee wizz rorty

spoderman

Something is off but I can't figure it out

oof

She is using Morse Code to talk to her friends with her phone flashlight at a Childish Gambino concert

Honey, I'm done...

Maybe rethink your design placement

He still deserves a big hug

Guess he wanted a career change

Justin Bieber looks like a criminal sketch on an old episode of unsolved mysteries.

I want my dog’s life!

Will. Abuse.

Teacher here: asked my TA to make copies. Now I have 20 copies with my sticky note instructions on every copy.

A letter we received at work today.

Saddle up

when your level is way too high

We the best

When your mate claims he knows how to play guitar.

Success hinges on the opening speech

It's the wrong kind of baby

I finally caught it... Now what the heck do I do with it???

Memeing time

I'm the last person I would have suspected

From a Future far, far away

When you are sick of losing your suitcase...

Aw naw

spellijyng is easy

Bojack

Feels

Happy HL Birthday to me

oops

It has been seen

Aahhh

That mini heart attack...

How to play Portal.

Life as a Boxer

Touching the co-workers mug

This bird is such a bro

For a solid 5 minutes this bear was the most dangerous animal on the planet.

Going to return this to the store ffs

Baltimore Strong

that 1/1000 chance that you open the perfect avocado

Always stay germ free..

Killshot

pling plong

relate

Good odds

Come on!!!

Gotta love the writers for this show

Yayo causes insomnia

Russian Tourists

Please come back Duddy -37

Why are you running sir??!!

Blank

Oh batman

: 3

Capn Jazz

Step 1: cut a hole in that box

Taking relationship advice from the men's restroom.

My daddy raised a gay...

Spider-Man and his motorcycle

I got to meet the head chef at Panera Bread today

This one cracked me up!

The scariest criminal since the Clamburglar

Identity crisis.

Not all heroes where capes

Such progress

Savagery at its finest

Why is this so true

Perfect combination

Well alright

We will DRAG them, kicking and screaming, into the future.

Right folks