Taking relationship advice from the men's restroom.

My daddy raised a gay...

Spider-Man and his motorcycle

I got to meet the head chef at Panera Bread today

This one cracked me up!

The scariest criminal since the Clamburglar

Identity crisis.

Not all heroes where capes

Such progress

Savagery at its finest

Why is this so true

Perfect combination

Well alright

We will DRAG them, kicking and screaming, into the future.

Right folks

My boyfriend said he’s going to go as baby me for Halloween....

Shit, men.

The post above is now soggy

fuck off

Ding

They’ve got a point

That damn milk

Scrambled

Now I have to wash my hands.

The pizza will be HUGE!

It's not just the hurricane you have to worry about.

Sometimes it's just funny.

he will never know.

Someone had to get on a ladder twenty feet in the air to put this pair of panties onto this duct

Found in my son’s Lego box

Lake Titicaca

Am I the only one who agrees?

Sad Jesus

Don't look son. Just keep walking

*Body Building*

Nom nom Nam

He never dies

Every year on my birthday I go to the Smithsonian and punch the same statue. Today marks half a decade!

Granny Needs Accessories

My friend almost spit her coffee when she heard her kid reading her book out loud

Oh..

Well.... It's not wrong

Extortion

Stronger than Teflon

Let's be frens

There's Fury over article 13

Load secured!

NC got catfished...

Sad times, alexa do your thing

Muh freedom

Ehm

Asking the real question

Christmas Town

I knew they would add this after that madden tournament

Damn that’s fresh....

This meme still cool?

:'(

Istambul

pretty much yeah

In this timeline circa 2018

Traveling in a fried-out combie

Avange us when we get silenced

Oh no

Too late for China though

One of the deepest animated scenes ever

Poor Hagrid barely fits

Farmers' secret to grow the best organic fruit

See? That's what I was talking about

ring

Slower..

As fast as they could.

yes

Do-do-do do-DO

The 3 stages of growing up

The holy grail

innovative

If Netflix ever had to cast a Superman movie...

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Collector's Edition

The circle of love

Jam packed suitcase

Get your shit together, Carol

The Simpsons: How times have changed.

Kanye definitely has a type

Say hello to my new mentor

Bring back MySpace #FreeSpeech

sit com

This one made me chuckle

Amy Poehler quizzes George R. R. Martin about a quote from GoT

proportionate response

Psst..hey bro you might wanna stop

Real talk

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A cold one please

Drop the beat

Something Something Me too

©™

Identity theft is not a joke guys..

and mother of the year award goes to.......

Pelicans