Ah my favourite kind of ASMR

us anthem makes me moist

I want one of those tablets.

Nice try hoomin

Jabba the tent

My stomach when I stend up and When I sit :)

Maryland likes it with Old Bay

When I’m trying to eat in a restaurant...

After that the story practically writes itself.

Spot the error

HMMmmm...

Local newspaper article

This guy is winning at life

Problem solved

Ok, bye

Honesty from beyond the grave

so many ways

We're all living in a simulation

This person tried to unlock your phone

That one friend

I was tired of being told I look like Jared Fogle so I lost 100lbs to look better...didn’t work.

This Makes for a Great Sign

This meme is a lie. Don't trust it.

Too many carbs

So sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.

Just two friends on a commute

HDMI kids won't understand

starred

"Hi my name is Cedric & welcome back to another episode of [All I do is fuᶜᵏing complain]"

This is a copyright-free meme

Took me 30 seconds to whip this up fellas

ayy

This never gets old!

imbecile

mooned

Low effort OC

Aw yeah, what’s in that cookie tin??

A minute please

something something bongo cat

I penised dicklingly

when the drugs kick in !

OkThis is epic

　 　　 　 　 　 　 　　

Guess I’ll just go

Shit if this aint me

Conversation starter

Is he squaring his shoulders?

‘Tis’ crime the secret

MANDATORY FUN TIME!!

Hidden agendas? The Trojans? Never!

I don't know...

Yup! Yup! Yup!

This kid was a fart for Halloween! Brilliant!

No picture has better summed up what it is to have a two-year-old

Dock here!

If anybody has Thor’s number, I found his hammer.

My husband's little mermaid moment

Not yafe for work

How's the chicken?

I'm going to have to start doing this at work

As a Floridian, this hits hard

Hey salespeople, you might want to skip my friend’s house too

Not today Jonathan.

Who’s riding the storm soon?

Haha relevant topic right now

so what is it actually?

Guys, im pretty sure my boyfriend is a time traveler

I can’t believe she actually did it .. lol

Not enough of the right kind of pussy

Found this on a car recently.

State of E-Mexican Bliss

Anteater: Origins

Homer being Homer

News: “There’s not too much flooding here”. Reporter: “I could get on my knees”. News: “Perfect”.

Here Polly.

War has changed

So polite yet so sad

"WTF Karen!! Don't include me on your sad online dating profile"

I've been making juice wrong this whole time

how adults see millennials

So my campus and a suicide awareness and prevention day... this is how they decided to advertise it.

Don't worry, it's not a "philia" if you hate yourself

When the hand has gone numb

This will affect business

Guess he'll die

I hear he’s about to make it big tho!

Whet

Whoever edited MGK's wiki killed it!

From my last survey : Have I ever ?

Is that edgy enough?

Our library's hurricane prep.

Aaaaah Florida

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This dog knows what he wants in life.

DUMBLEYDORE

Only four people went to the Army football game, sad.

You know what it is

Spanko!

still thicc

Aww jee wizz rorty