It puts the lotion on its skin

Duh, Susan

[Laughs in Metric]

You don’t say...

Don't fake the throw

J-Roc ftw though

Sorry

My friend draws the best cartoons working at a pet store. This is my favorite.

More sooner than later.

This Cat?

A note to sorority girls

A red flag

Gotta be calm

Watch for children

Yo homies

Gotta love the subtlety

How we used to unfriend

Leopard doing insurance fraud

The danger of ordering Thai food extra hot...

To each his own

Well they were wrong.

Me and my son went fishing today

When typhoon blew a 50 HK dollar right onto my window, but I couldn't open the window to get it

Oh how times have changed ..

Oopps..

Posted by my local PD today

can i return my degree please?

Hello dog

Nobody is safe from the Impaler

Meanwhile in Duluth...

Has to ever happened to you ?

Suspicious furniture

Look a mushroom

Be a man

Is this California's future?

Wii

Don't just erase bad memories. Wipe your entire hard drive.

Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like Conner McGregor’s alcoholic older brother.

It worked he came back

Shocked?!?

Guilty as hell

Pregnant at 13

We Have Been Doing it Wrong for Years

Cool toys

Is that a weed?

She always finds a way to pay.

Soo meaningful..

A father’s nightmare

Rusty spoons

Accurate representation of the tv show

You are our saviour

When autumn is only at 50% downloaded for your forest

Don't let a label hold you back.

Finally! An Applewatch I can afford!

I REJECT THE CITIZENS’ FREEDOM, JOJO!

This is so sad. ALEXA

A simple mind***ing.

Ah my favourite kind of ASMR

us anthem makes me moist

I want one of those tablets.

Nice try hoomin

Jabba the tent

My stomach when I stend up and When I sit :)

Maryland likes it with Old Bay

When I’m trying to eat in a restaurant...

After that the story practically writes itself.

Spot the error

HMMmmm...

Local newspaper article

This guy is winning at life

Problem solved

Ok, bye

Honesty from beyond the grave

so many ways

We're all living in a simulation

This person tried to unlock your phone

That one friend

I was tired of being told I look like Jared Fogle so I lost 100lbs to look better...didn’t work.

This Makes for a Great Sign

This meme is a lie. Don't trust it.

Too many carbs

So sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.

Just two friends on a commute

HDMI kids won't understand

starred

"Hi my name is Cedric & welcome back to another episode of [All I do is fuᶜᵏing complain]"

This is a copyright-free meme

Took me 30 seconds to whip this up fellas

ayy

This never gets old!

imbecile

mooned

Low effort OC

Aw yeah, what’s in that cookie tin??

A minute please

something something bongo cat

I penised dicklingly

when the drugs kick in !

OkThis is epic