didnt see that coming ..

jk I never ask anyone out

The notice on my job’s microwave.

Ain't no thing like me except me.

The cost of new iPhone

One drink a day, keeps the doctor away

Actual questions on my son’s Taco Bell job application

Endless possibilities

The real superhero!

Grammar y’all!!

You can't put IcyHot on a broken heart.

When you're trying to fit into everyplace!

D'aww

Choose your poison.

Double false means true

Exact replica

L A M P

Time to uninstall PUBG

Customer Service is 1st Priority

lies

learning some spooky keys for october

Ignorance at its finest

snip

The tables have turned....

Please come back Duddy -41

Anarchists.

CVS receipt in art form.

MAGICIAN'S RED!

tree

　 　　 　 　 　 　 　

It's not a story a normie would tell you

Dude has his priorities set.

I still remember the light. It was so bright...

My mom needed a wheelchair so my dad improvised.

9MM vs Ballistic Gell

MunderDifflin

my little brother, who was super smart and just started highschool, texted me this

Works 2/3 of the time

Not religious, though it's great to figure out sometimes.

Don’t spit.

How to troll Christians

Interesting

Well, it did say "check", right?

Hope she doesn’t shit her pants

Lets not forget it's not all great for captain marvel

Prostitution it is.

Give me my upvote, Taco

Oh J. Jonah Jameson, you old horndog...

I see all your Fords, and raise you this Chevy Suburban.

To all the baby's mamas' mamas...

They’ve really changed directions.

One of the best episodes of the Colbert Report in my opinion

I thought this belonged here

Wisdom from Homer

Someone literally punched the time clock

I was looking for this clip to add to Educational gifs . . . that is not the way I remember it going down.

Found this in downtown Seattle

Bring me a dream.

Worker level 10

Rest in oven

What animal documentaries have not told us

An unsolved "meowder"

Only another $347,823 to go...

Ever wonder where gay people come from?

Not gonna stop me from using it tbh.

Superheroes also have everyday routines

Getting ready for my in-laws to visit

The council shall decide your fate

Just your average lion trying to shove a crocdiles head into a hippos butt

Odd coincidence???

map_ editor.exe crashed

Ré ?

Logic by Harry

i swear to god i work in a coles and everytime it happens i just dksjicwnke

~ ~ ~ 13 ~ ~ ~

Pleasure meets pain

Honesty is the best business practice.

Duck Duck Go

Somebody get this good boy his treat.

Classical memes

I'll be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you

Dave Chapelle in an interview with Conan, 1999.

Gotta love buzzfeed

This represents me

uwu

Freedom of Choice

Think my dog is broken, Please help.

Scissors won this time

Bears know.

Best Practices

Jimmy Carr's most offensive joke

It really makes sense

Keanu Reeves on his sex scene with the director's wife

yeet

Not very clever

Leap of thought

Missing Craigy-Poo!

Drugs, what drugs?

An oldie, but a goodie

Prettiest princess in al of Disney Land