When my husband picks our teenage daughter up from a friend’s house.

Oof

Oh god damnit

Calm before the storm

Bet the bully had the high ground tho

Can’t handle it

Nice lamp you got there

It means a lot

Somehow, that does not come as a surprise to me

The ejacu-latte

My handicap uncle is ready for holloween

"I want my lawyer"

outplayed.

Juvenile red tailed hawk

I'm so punny

Do they grow back?

Correct pants you must buy.

Ride-on lawnmower

How is this so accurate

The NFL this season

Just get it done

Loving my new bath bomb

Can I buy a vowel?

Sweet Home, Alabama

That's a good point

Karen, you cheating ***...

R.L. Stine Presents

Cool people

Bill waterson was ahead of his time

You got me again

5 year olds be like:

Russia sent the evidence to my inbox

Less thinking, more repairing

Meeting hugelol friends <3 <3 <3 <3

Appowl

Found the Thanos of cats.

The end is near..

"I'm petrified of nipple chafing."

"Come on in!"

They shouldn’t be able to drive

Self reflection is important

For the people who sort by new

Shhh...

Retro-Schulen

　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

A rebel.

Banks HATE him

The smile is contagious

I think you're doing it wrong

I bet she's wearing a beret and looking very bored.

Too legit!

Leonard Ball

A Cat on Campus.

Is that rhetorical?

Picture vs Video Call

Who me? No never...

I’ll leave it here

Huawei is on another level of petty

He had to brave a particulatly verbose Bertstrip to liberate that carrot

yeet

Hey, you're back!

yep....

Programmers

Tittle

Student of the year.

Dildo’s... Dildo’s everywhere

Charlie meme generator

Dirty floor.

Well, if you insist.

He knows what he is doing dont worry

After a night of hard partying

Girls vs guys

So relatable it hurts

It wasn't me...

That sounds about right!

At the local Family Dollar...

Would y’all watch this if It was a thing?

Rebels

Positive Thoughts

YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!

He’ll never know

I come in peace

I'll be impressed by anyone that can lift a box like this...

U N E X P E C T E D I T E M

Smile pumpkin

ANIMAL RIGHTS

Wholesome shark

I cannot emphasize enough the gravity of the situation

My friend got teabagged by a monkey today.

Did you known that?

Good find.

Fine

Maybe one day it will stop

What about *** tho. :Smug:

My dad made a hot sauce and this is how he labeled it!

The chosen one

Soon ...

She's studying..but books don't shine -_-

bypassed

The shark actually looks relieved someone finally found him