I come in peace

I'll be impressed by anyone that can lift a box like this...

U N E X P E C T E D I T E M

Smile pumpkin

ANIMAL RIGHTS

Wholesome shark

I cannot emphasize enough the gravity of the situation

My friend got teabagged by a monkey today.

Did you known that?

Good find.

Fine

Maybe one day it will stop

What about *** tho. :Smug:

My dad made a hot sauce and this is how he labeled it!

The chosen one

Soon ...

She's studying..but books don't shine -_-

bypassed

The shark actually looks relieved someone finally found him

My sister’s dogs are about to drop a hot new album.

   

How to solve goals

When you livin' in 3018

Not mine, but all I can say is money whale spent.

Please come back Duddy -44

hate it when that happens

At least someone's enjoying first day of school

Let’s play doctor!

Oof

already out of titles

"You've got to add a sound effect"

Open the box

‘Remotely’

Please do not do the second one. It's not even four

Raise the Roof

It's funnier to me if you read it as "Super Sani-Cloth"

Just got into our hotel room. Found this gem of a notice:

The Rules.

Selfie pet

Well... I can't argue with that

Ba-dum tsssss

What gives color to fireworks

Two sides to every story

So basically

slav

Newfie humour.

Gotta keep your eyes almost closed.

Unique Name

The apparently obvious choice for gamers

Oh thats what you meant...

A joke in 2005 to an important detail in 2018.

I’m 32 and I finally got to see it.

Universes Collide

Roommate of the year.

Found on FB.

All right all right all right !

I'll do anything

Teacher I need help

Kittens are probably Russian puppets.

What is the word I’m looking for?

Yeah Karen...

When you have kids....or drunk people around

Appreciate your work

M O R E L A M P P O S T I N G

Interesting Playlist

Fork this

Can’t wait!

It’s exactly what I expected

O crap

This sign I saw in the Bahamas

Why would you flash an old lady anyway?

a shift in priorities in the 21st century

A polarizing joke

"Come back Duddy" - Owen Wilson

They’ve started calling the cat ‘Beetlejuice’

Doing research on the Amazon Echo and I found a very helpful question/answer. Thanks, Gregg.

A killer weapon

Happy Equinox Everyone

Power in Unity

Fish is the best weapon.

A righteous crusader

Cleanse them all

These balloons

This is the only time I could post this

I feel like they need to keep updating their signs.

My mums favourite hat

History lesson of the day

I’m going to rock down to...

Is there a reboot of 'Raising Arizona' happening?

But then you're wrong...

Cellphones are getting more and more advanced

*Broken Heart*

The deepest fortune cookie I've ever received.

I bet this kids ass is really sore after this one.

True facts

*cough* League of Legends *cough*

Carpet for your what?

The Solo Child!

Me as a Dad lol

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