The deepest fortune cookie I've ever received.

I bet this kids ass is really sore after this one.

True facts

*cough* League of Legends *cough*

Carpet for your what?

The Solo Child!

Me as a Dad lol

*273

Oh damn

Too much olive oil.

Just so you guys know that i'm not the worst that could have passed through these gates

We have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Another stolen meme.

The Aquaman movie looks pretty intense.

More games could use this feature

An SD card is no place for a childhood

Thanks guys, love you too.

Bran being Bran

a French ghost

Smugness given human form

Well... at least he isn't useless

He still got the last laugh

Spiderman's alternate web shooter...

frys

It’s almost ski season

Anon does unintentional good deed.

Jokes while doing it

YOU SURE WILL BUDDY BOY! :D

ゴゴゴゴ

Words that will butter your heart

My mom's yard ornament was stolen 3 months ago. This morning it showed up in our yard, but with a new touch

All the deathclaws are dressed as french maids

Graphics matter

sage

You had one job Phil, One Job!

Bare bones and bears

Life sure loves beating my a**

Hoyah vs Cough!

Gambling at Great Clips

Saw this tonight and loved it so much that I decided to tell the driver it's great and asked if I could take a photo. She laughed and said of course.

See who?

Quite the Dilemma

Don't cut yourself on all my edges.

Could watch this for an hour

Frodo Potter

rev up those friars

every single weekend

That's quite the interesting sign...

‘Tis the season

heh

One of my favorite television programs growing up. Oh memories.

This Australian pig is quite the "party animal".

The slogan on this tow truck...

Meowth a mf savage

Haven't seen that done yet!

This looks extremely tempting

A shark hanging upside down looks like someone laughing maniacally

Getting intimate at Walmart.

Unexpected item in bagging area

Put that way, it sounds like a fun job.

*** stole my look

Happy belly

Britney the economist

I'll see you when you get there

This gorilla wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon!

Boise state has a blue football field. It confuses out of towners.

2 Bands

It’s how you phrase it

Buzz Aldrin is ready for another trip.

Can't see her

I stayed in the car while the adults went in the DMV, took a nap for a bit. After waking up in the front seat, I saw this fella in the car next to me...

Breaking Bad is not a plot that works in Canada

Anon loses his virginity

I need a PIZZA

F**king liers

turks

Certain Suicide...

moist

My friend lives alone. This is his cutlery drawer.

Jeff Goldblum is everything I aspire to be

*** Y’all

Of course honey, where are my manners?

yes homo

Parenting level 0

shoutsout

Modern face hugger

Can I sssssssssssit with you?

Rudolf the 1st.

Drunk students convo with a professor

Real heroes don't wear capes...

Lies boys tell to woo a girl.

Am i the only one who feels this way???

Just got the most difficult 'not a robot' test of my life

The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night

a helpful note

Timmy no!

Humans do things dogs can’t understand.

Now that's dangerous...

100% original copies

Dinosaur extinction for flat earthers