I need a PIZZA

F**king liers

turks

Certain Suicide...

moist

My friend lives alone. This is his cutlery drawer.

Jeff Goldblum is everything I aspire to be

*** Y’all

Of course honey, where are my manners?

yes homo

Parenting level 0

shoutsout

Modern face hugger

Can I sssssssssssit with you?

Rudolf the 1st.

Drunk students convo with a professor

Real heroes don't wear capes...

Lies boys tell to woo a girl.

Am i the only one who feels this way???

Just got the most difficult 'not a robot' test of my life

The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night

a helpful note

Timmy no!

Humans do things dogs can’t understand.

Now that's dangerous...

100% original copies

Dinosaur extinction for flat earthers

Jr lel

They love to annoy us

L A M P P O S T I N G

Brothers, we have found it

Somebody Made Tom In A Vase

A customer submitted a ticket requesting "Duel Monitors" today, I responded to the ticket with this image

No news about Florida until I’ve had my coffee

Display card's usage strategy

A bad pearson.

Ann. The hero we need

Behold the sacred verse

Another One !!

I Want My Easter Eggs

The last time

I can't remember this step.

Thank you tornado

Go to jail

Jeremy Clarkson visits the Caledonian Canal Center...

What are yours

An interesting advertisement.

How to spell Manhattan

My pet is nothing compared to this birb

I found the ID10T error on this copier pretty quickly. People in East Texas are one of a kind.

"Ok mate, I'll reserve you the best seat"

Train safety is everybody’s business

Arizona Ice-T

I only miss you when I’m breathing.

Opposites Repel

For god sake...

I am the new leader now

Finding a split-colored lobster is supposed to be a 1 in 50 million chance. I found one instantly on Google.

He used to be a bartender.

Looks like morale is high this week.

Trees have rights too! Great read if you have the time

Hey what's wrong honey??

Did this to my whole office.

Effects of radioactivity in a nutshell.

sweet jump bro

feed meeee

He served 2 years in timeout.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston......

What, if...?

Won't be asking for it again

Only one working today.

She looks good for her age!

Support your local pole dancer

This made me laugh. There were 3 carseats inside so they weren't lying.

I must be cancer proof then

My friend sent me this, I don’t know where they found it but I like it.

Brand new lens with a twist!

Temperature vs units of measurement

Not again?

*voice intensifies*:im Batman

The tables have flipped.

It needs to be said

Well, this is the BEST CLICK that I have ever seen..!

pff, yeah right

Marriage goals

Why do they continuously make live actions?

People getting real serious over these genetic heritage tests

At least she’s trying.

We all have to make sacrifices.

Let's bash a corporation for trying to attract a larger audience, thus increasing their profits.

economics!

wah!

My dad started working in PA and a sushi restaurant didn’t have his favorite roll from ATL. He ordered it for about 6 months so they put it on their menu and then put this up...

The pain is eternal Dave

Whoa, calm down people

Your average 2am guys

My dogs have some learning to do. Hehe

Oscars for the suggestion maybe??

When I thought my local paper couldn't get any worse.

Aloha seniors