I only miss you when I’m breathing.

Opposites Repel

For god sake...

I am the new leader now

Finding a split-colored lobster is supposed to be a 1 in 50 million chance. I found one instantly on Google.

He used to be a bartender.

Looks like morale is high this week.

Trees have rights too! Great read if you have the time

Hey what's wrong honey??

Did this to my whole office.

Effects of radioactivity in a nutshell.

sweet jump bro

feed meeee

He served 2 years in timeout.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston......

What, if...?

Won't be asking for it again

Only one working today.

She looks good for her age!

Support your local pole dancer

This made me laugh. There were 3 carseats inside so they weren't lying.

I must be cancer proof then

My friend sent me this, I don’t know where they found it but I like it.

Brand new lens with a twist!

Temperature vs units of measurement

Not again?

*voice intensifies*:im Batman

The tables have flipped.

It needs to be said

Well, this is the BEST CLICK that I have ever seen..!

pff, yeah right

Marriage goals

Why do they continuously make live actions?

People getting real serious over these genetic heritage tests

At least she’s trying.

We all have to make sacrifices.

Let's bash a corporation for trying to attract a larger audience, thus increasing their profits.

economics!

wah!

My dad started working in PA and a sushi restaurant didn’t have his favorite roll from ATL. He ordered it for about 6 months so they put it on their menu and then put this up...

The pain is eternal Dave

Whoa, calm down people

Your average 2am guys

My dogs have some learning to do. Hehe

Oscars for the suggestion maybe??

When I thought my local paper couldn't get any worse.

Aloha seniors

One Day Canada Will Take Over the World!!!

Ordered a pack of random stickers on amazon, wanted to share my favorite one

Level Of Advertisment-Legendary

Epiccness

Just another day in Facebook.

Doing the sex is great, amirite?

Every animal understands betrayal

goodluck tho

The irony is palpable

WHY CANT WE CATCH HIM??

Playing both sides

My counselor moved to a different office. Walked in to see this. Looked familiar.... wasn’t sure if I walked into the right place.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

No removal for you

People have issues with Bert and and Ernie, but never said anything about Gonzo's relationship.

And I thought the Weebs were bad

Please come back Duddy -42

Ohh, yeah!

Nicki Minaj in 15 years

Face swap from cat to cat - hard to tell the difference

Nothing going on here, officer.

When you accidentally open the front facing camera and notice how cute you look today

Dont hurt me... no more

When’s it due?

Get 'em bois.

heh

D O N " T

I see you mailman

Bullies everywhere

I can finally see what the clothes are going to look like on me

The clock is ticking

haha yes

Today was "Meme Day" at my old high school for homecoming week. I appreciate this science teacher even more now.

Found today at my local golf course. Tall order, but damnit if we won't try.

Every time the dogs watch me cook dinner

The only Melee character you need in Fallout 4

Good old reliable Adobe

Bonged to the limit

Penguin Movie

The dude on the North Carolina university Asheville website is holding a toothbrush instead of a pen

Pooh searched for honey in the wrong place...

Get ready to shit your pants

All your bread are belong to Tofu Chan

There are no mistakes...

Coffee or Tea

That's cold....

Double trouble

The world didn't give me enough purpose but when i see this

I had to give you a career...

Prepare for the ride of your life

They are special

didnt see that coming ..

jk I never ask anyone out