My mom's yard ornament was stolen 3 months ago. This morning it showed up in our yard, but with a new touch

All the deathclaws are dressed as french maids

Graphics matter

sage

You had one job Phil, One Job!

Bare bones and bears

Life sure loves beating my a**

Hoyah vs Cough!

Gambling at Great Clips

Saw this tonight and loved it so much that I decided to tell the driver it's great and asked if I could take a photo. She laughed and said of course.

See who?

Quite the Dilemma

Don't cut yourself on all my edges.

Could watch this for an hour

Frodo Potter

rev up those friars

every single weekend

That's quite the interesting sign...

‘Tis the season

heh

One of my favorite television programs growing up. Oh memories.

This Australian pig is quite the "party animal".

The slogan on this tow truck...

Meowth a mf savage

Haven't seen that done yet!

This looks extremely tempting

A shark hanging upside down looks like someone laughing maniacally

Getting intimate at Walmart.

Unexpected item in bagging area

Put that way, it sounds like a fun job.

*** stole my look

Happy belly

Britney the economist

I'll see you when you get there

This gorilla wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon!

Boise state has a blue football field. It confuses out of towners.

2 Bands

It’s how you phrase it

Buzz Aldrin is ready for another trip.

Can't see her

I stayed in the car while the adults went in the DMV, took a nap for a bit. After waking up in the front seat, I saw this fella in the car next to me...

Breaking Bad is not a plot that works in Canada

Anon loses his virginity

I need a PIZZA

F**king liers

turks

Certain Suicide...

moist

My friend lives alone. This is his cutlery drawer.

Jeff Goldblum is everything I aspire to be

*** Y’all

Of course honey, where are my manners?

yes homo

Parenting level 0

shoutsout

Modern face hugger

Can I sssssssssssit with you?

Rudolf the 1st.

Drunk students convo with a professor

Real heroes don't wear capes...

Lies boys tell to woo a girl.

Am i the only one who feels this way???

Just got the most difficult 'not a robot' test of my life

The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night

a helpful note

Timmy no!

Humans do things dogs can’t understand.

Now that's dangerous...

100% original copies

Dinosaur extinction for flat earthers

Jr lel

They love to annoy us

L A M P P O S T I N G

Brothers, we have found it

Somebody Made Tom In A Vase

A customer submitted a ticket requesting "Duel Monitors" today, I responded to the ticket with this image

No news about Florida until I’ve had my coffee

Display card's usage strategy

A bad pearson.

Ann. The hero we need

Behold the sacred verse

Another One !!

I Want My Easter Eggs

The last time

I can't remember this step.

Thank you tornado

Go to jail

Jeremy Clarkson visits the Caledonian Canal Center...

What are yours

An interesting advertisement.

How to spell Manhattan

My pet is nothing compared to this birb

I found the ID10T error on this copier pretty quickly. People in East Texas are one of a kind.

"Ok mate, I'll reserve you the best seat"

Train safety is everybody’s business

Arizona Ice-T

I only miss you when I’m breathing.

Opposites Repel

For god sake...

I am the new leader now