Please do not do the second one. It's not even four

Raise the Roof

It's funnier to me if you read it as "Super Sani-Cloth"

Just got into our hotel room. Found this gem of a notice:

The Rules.

Selfie pet

Well... I can't argue with that

Ba-dum tsssss

What gives color to fireworks

Two sides to every story

So basically

slav

Newfie humour.

Gotta keep your eyes almost closed.

Unique Name

The apparently obvious choice for gamers

Oh thats what you meant...

A joke in 2005 to an important detail in 2018.

I’m 32 and I finally got to see it.

Universes Collide

Roommate of the year.

Found on FB.

All right all right all right !

I'll do anything

Teacher I need help

Kittens are probably Russian puppets.

What is the word I’m looking for?

Yeah Karen...

When you have kids....or drunk people around

Appreciate your work

M O R E L A M P P O S T I N G

Interesting Playlist

Fork this

Can’t wait!

It’s exactly what I expected

O crap

This sign I saw in the Bahamas

Why would you flash an old lady anyway?

a shift in priorities in the 21st century

A polarizing joke

"Come back Duddy" - Owen Wilson

They’ve started calling the cat ‘Beetlejuice’

Doing research on the Amazon Echo and I found a very helpful question/answer. Thanks, Gregg.

A killer weapon

Happy Equinox Everyone

Power in Unity

Fish is the best weapon.

A righteous crusader

Cleanse them all

These balloons

This is the only time I could post this

I feel like they need to keep updating their signs.

My mums favourite hat

History lesson of the day

I’m going to rock down to...

Is there a reboot of 'Raising Arizona' happening?

But then you're wrong...

Cellphones are getting more and more advanced

*Broken Heart*

The deepest fortune cookie I've ever received.

I bet this kids ass is really sore after this one.

True facts

*cough* League of Legends *cough*

Carpet for your what?

The Solo Child!

Me as a Dad lol

*273

Oh damn

Too much olive oil.

Just so you guys know that i'm not the worst that could have passed through these gates

We have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Another stolen meme.

The Aquaman movie looks pretty intense.

More games could use this feature

An SD card is no place for a childhood

Thanks guys, love you too.

Bran being Bran

a French ghost

Smugness given human form

Well... at least he isn't useless

He still got the last laugh

Spiderman's alternate web shooter...

frys

It’s almost ski season

Anon does unintentional good deed.

Jokes while doing it

YOU SURE WILL BUDDY BOY! :D

ゴゴゴゴ

Words that will butter your heart

My mom's yard ornament was stolen 3 months ago. This morning it showed up in our yard, but with a new touch

All the deathclaws are dressed as french maids

Graphics matter

sage

You had one job Phil, One Job!

Bare bones and bears

Life sure loves beating my a**

Hoyah vs Cough!

Gambling at Great Clips

Saw this tonight and loved it so much that I decided to tell the driver it's great and asked if I could take a photo. She laughed and said of course.

See who?