My wishes!!!

Buyer wrote: “I got this tank top from Amazon. But they sent me a dress. On the plus side though, it does make my ass look great.”

No sh!t!

Never going to give you up

Cursed breakfast

Clattering Onion

Like this if you like cats :3

Mr. Clean

How to cleanup feed? Anyone?

Quote of the year kiddo

Where did you get this?

Thinking frog

Once I saw it, I could not unsee the vagineck.

Well, babies *are* scary

Thanks Ben!

My last cross stitch project.

Relatable Bart

Buddy...

Every plane movie

And left lol

Got a picture with cam newton today

When your mom thinks she found your vape

Same last name...What a coincidence!

Goggly eyes make everything better

Oui oui

When my husband picks our teenage daughter up from a friend’s house.

Oof

Oh god damnit

Calm before the storm

Bet the bully had the high ground tho

Can’t handle it

Nice lamp you got there

It means a lot

Somehow, that does not come as a surprise to me

The ejacu-latte

My handicap uncle is ready for holloween

"I want my lawyer"

outplayed.

Juvenile red tailed hawk

I'm so punny

Do they grow back?

Correct pants you must buy.

Ride-on lawnmower

How is this so accurate

The NFL this season

Just get it done

Loving my new bath bomb

Can I buy a vowel?

Sweet Home, Alabama

That's a good point

Karen, you cheating ***...

R.L. Stine Presents

Cool people

Bill waterson was ahead of his time

You got me again

5 year olds be like:

Russia sent the evidence to my inbox

Less thinking, more repairing

Meeting hugelol friends <3 <3 <3 <3

Appowl

Found the Thanos of cats.

The end is near..

"I'm petrified of nipple chafing."

"Come on in!"

They shouldn’t be able to drive

Self reflection is important

For the people who sort by new

Shhh...

Retro-Schulen

　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

A rebel.

Banks HATE him

The smile is contagious

I think you're doing it wrong

I bet she's wearing a beret and looking very bored.

Too legit!

Leonard Ball

A Cat on Campus.

Is that rhetorical?

Picture vs Video Call

Who me? No never...

I’ll leave it here

Huawei is on another level of petty

He had to brave a particulatly verbose Bertstrip to liberate that carrot

yeet

Hey, you're back!

yep....

Programmers

Tittle

Student of the year.

Dildo’s... Dildo’s everywhere

Charlie meme generator

Dirty floor.

Well, if you insist.

He knows what he is doing dont worry

After a night of hard partying

Girls vs guys

So relatable it hurts

It wasn't me...

That sounds about right!