The power of mankind is to do the impossible

Lying ass

Yes perfect

It will last longer

Water Bowl Outside a Pet Store

Father Humor

This was in Canada...

Like night and day

For The Upcoming Halloween, Freak People Out With This

My server today was secretly Batman

noooooooooooooooooooo

I knew it, now my childhood is ruined !

Get that sixpack

That’s a good policy

Siberian cat

Adopt me daddy

TAKE COVER

Yup that would do it.

Which button to press first?

My son was shocked when he saw me with a wig

I mean,its better than real life

There's dirt under the nails

After seeing all of the Spider-Man video game posts, it made me think of this

Of coarse

I must like lamp

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Lamp

Fashion > stats

bröther

we interrupt usual programming

Only 1890's kids will get this

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he blessed us another time

Trump is still the president.

Best haircut a dog could ever want!

Abortnite 4 lyfe.

Seeing this in person was just painful.

Me like every night!

My 12-year-old: "Why do they have the guy from the Mucinex commercials at the Halloween store?"

They almost had the gauntlet off man!

Okay, okay I'll slow down

When you buy from AliExpress

Love the Country

Need to buy these now

LAMP?!?!?!?

Taco Slot

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I Survived..

Don't know where I got this but I think it fits on here

We all experienced it

Uhh yea

lets get this over with

Poor mum

This is how my cat waits for my boyfriend to come home.

How about you? How do you say it?

Please return them

Can anyone who has a friend please confirm

basic

Dön't löøk brøther

Erectile Dysfunction has a name.

*ba-dum-tiss*

hire him or she or it

Halloween Decorations Are The Best

Thanos has gone too far...

Graffiti removal guy better step up his game.

So lonely.

I feel like that's the exact opposite of what a Viking would want.

We hear it enough

My wife turned on a movie for our toddler. A few minutes later, I got this text.

Anyone else set multiple alarms?

This is really me. How about you?

He’s so cute!

Wife left me alone with the kids for the first time and after asking for an update I sent her this

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“Where’s my resume?”

How single are you right now?

Do it for the 90’s babies

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Turn Around Mate

G’day sir!

No expectations

E.E

This question has me dying but the response is perfect.

supply chain nightmare

I’ve done this more than once

biggest hustlers in the game

Congratulations Millennials, you did something right

Tiny chili

What’s the other 10%

Did I miss something, what's going on?

My work status...

Oops, all y'all gay now.

When new technology works against you...

Saw this at work, thought I would say something.

good neighbors make a huge difference in the quality of life. ..

Employee reports sexually harassing himself. The crap I find on my desk.

I upset Amazons customer service representative

Lavenderine

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round

There is untapped potential in dragon breath powers