Spit my drink out when I saw this...

Present!

That's META.

You Need to Calm the Hell Down Halls...

breaking news on BBC B R E A K F A S T

Guess who am i

*BOOM* “Found it!”

Somebody add some sick beat to that and lets all be happy

This one is for all of you - you weirdos

The secret of immortality revealed...

If you don't get this, we can't be friends!

Talking to grandparents

Adulting is tough

My dad found this.

Diver tells sharks a bed time story

Why are you judging me!

Of Course its Florida

100%, works every time

What did I say !

My wife moments before our wedding ceremony

Those poor ***s.

This Hercules VHS Costume

Took my girls to a Taylor Swift concert. 10/10 great experience.

"Hey Ma? Can i have a sleepover?"

Jeezus

I’m out

Movie vs. True

Stay safe lads

Take me home, country roads

Thats a pretty good solution!

The middle aged man sitting next to me at a wedding is a delicate ***ing flower.

Oh no! It's my job.

Knock knock let the retard in

Lost dog, Halloween costume

It sure has...

The student with the Venmo sign is a legend. I checked his Venmo and there are hundreds of people who sent him money.

IM BACK

Taking zero chances in 2018.

Hand me a beer

New glasses

Go easy on the OJ!

200 likes on this post and I stop posting for 2 weeks.

Pooh was on to something...

I promise to stop

Whose ***ing restaurant is this?

I'm Pickle Cosmo

One of these don’t belong...

The pillow just EXPLODED, Mom!!

And the title has nothing to do with the post

WikiHow helps us again

2 stars.

And the circle is complete

You don’t have a chance

He's my pillow now

Found this at a local ice cream parlour in India.

The devil's lettuce made me do it

That's not fair play

Can all the fellas please join me in a collective sigh of grief?

Best cosplay ever!

Mostly action movies

Aussies are truly the real shitposters

Remember who's in charge.

This is how online relationships are /

Turn everything into weapons

Mint chewingcum

Ha Fat

Important distinction

I'm craving some Ocean Meat

Paycheck reveals the truth!haha

I think thid proves a point.

Who says video game adaptations of films suck

Venom's new look

I always knew fish were stupid, but this takes the cake

Emma & WEED

Taking grandma to church

That’s always a possibility

Elongated Muskrat

The devil

Writing a test be like;

Never buy a dog when you're drunk

It's all so clear now

Pumpkin Spice Warrior

The ultimate friend zone

Sketchy Situation

Drew the short straw on that one.

Ba dum Pssss

Facts of life

Proof that 1:38 = Pringles time

Mash X To Double Edge

When the plane won't fit

bae

Reversed

i can smell the picture

Decided to splash some cash and got a 36ft Yacht

Times are tough!

I love that feeling too man

This newspaper explaining about Dora The Explorer

Bread rises in the yeast but sets in the waist

Hail Satin!

Mmm dominoes