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I’m not sure why I even get out of bed everyday.

Trick or Treat.

This shops pimp game is strong.

Only chads

Life saver

But I’ve still got 1 hand left

Scawy

You sold me.

1999 was a savage year for high school quotes

Let's give this masterpiece a name

Starbucks Employee of the Year

Quick, pick up the dust!

Gotta keep it Christian

Weeding out the liars

As a gift my boyfriend put one of the first things I said to him on a coffee mug..

And We Have Lift Off

My uncle's dog caught a bird and failed in his attempt to hide it from the other dog.

Happy Birthday Neil deGrasse Tyson

This seemed very important

Nobody rubs your dick

Just got an error message today so I might not see you guys for a while

Showed up ready to crush this interview today

Captain Moth

What are you sinking about?

That American muscle?

This is how to enjoy a visit to a museum.

Little Scooby

This is called art

with teeth u idiot

Calcium me harder.

And when the fire nation decided to attack, he disappeared

Paid

Fear while crossing the road

They got all 298 kilos.

Found the bad boy.

Dat smile tho

Still standing

Harry, Yer a princess

Emailing Mr. Martin

Somehow this always happens

He's worked so hard for it

Skeletons have meaters.

50 cent in Malaysia.

Can't resist to share this one, this made my day hopefully same as you reading this.

keep going

What a smart girl!

Classic

I am the master of procrastination

Explain yourself!

Shopping for bigger batteries for my truck and found this. I think I'm sold.

Here's a little lesson is spookery

Oof

My bacon curled into a seahorse

The past three weeks have been dedicated to finding whose hotspot this is in my cyber class of three people. Everyone was absent today. It belongs to the teacher.

Tennage mutant ninga doggo.

Having your shit together

Selfie time

Wholesome lols

With laziness there is ingenuity

my client brought an owl into my office today and it was the happiest day of my life

And the despair sets in

Can't believe I've never thought of doing this before. Simple but effective

And She Vowed to Never be Hurt Again

This recipe’s a keeper!

Pain scale from my PT’s office

Dog T-shirt

Appropriate use of a googly eye

Could someone explain the meaning of this painting?

This hurt my eyes

Cat V.S. Bean Bag Chair

My daughters short story makes me laugh.

Some say they’re still running.

Hello hello there

Looks like Sweden has a new ruler

After looking through so many house listings, this was a funny surprise.

Type A vs. Type B

Bird Parents smh

That 1% of germs...

Cannot be unseen...

My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open fridge. Lol

I miss Frasier. He tells it as it is.

"What does my shirt say?" -"Butterfly"

Wisdom for the ladies

The one and only brown guy in Hollywood

Nintendo Found Cutting Corners

Sixties vs today

My husband showed me this and said “this is why I trim”

The best way to spook students and adults this Halloween

fuuutuuurrrre

This will just take a minute

happy thursday, y’all

@everyone

Idk it's alot of letters..

Pretty appropriate

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Finally a mannequin that adequately reflects how buff I look in polo shirts

Harrison 2020!

Low key scared of Google

This is his legacy