Where y’all going?
Maths question: There are seven kids and you are tasked to divide 3 apples among them. How can you do so with only four cuts?
A cat is a cat is a cat, regardless of size.
Since Batman is a good boy
Cats are very powerful
Going through my wrestling awards from Jr High and realized that I won the bronze in scissoring
Haha pretty precise
Y I K E S
Susan, you dirty dog!
So sad. Can we tweet: "Thank you Kanye, very cool!"?
Sometimes being honest is not the way to go
Two people at my school dance both wore spiderman costumes
I don't know.
This supermarket knows its target demography...
And that ladies and gentlemen is how vegans are made.
Had an allergic reaction to hair dye and many people have made this comparison....
I am also reasonably certain.
Rowan Atkinson on Graham Norton Show
19f half filipina, half japanese
It’s so annoying
There’s a boot in my snake!
It was big!!
Look at the clouds!
It's ogre now
I want to read the rest of this story
Beware of the emotionally support dog
I Just Bought the Mona Lisa
I would take my child out of this class
Kiss me !
Don’t play with his name
Things you shouldn't buy at a second-hand store
My aunt says i cheat at dominos by looking at the smudges and scratches of the back of the dominos, so every time we are invited over to play, she washes the dominos.
I bet someone takes a bath here periodically
Pooh is a ***
Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s
Elections and ***ing: A Helpful Chart
Me opening hugelol this month
Lady went parasailing and asked a stranger on the boat to hold her phone. She came back to this picture.
Thank God for memes
Memes in 2018 be like
A quick survey.
Think I'm getting the black lung, Pop.
Haha y e s
Life is a highway...
Oh Michael. Always the charmer.
When Crop Dusting is Out of the Question
Employer of the year
Ever screw up so bad you had to mop rain
whats one of youre fetishes
Not my invitation, but this does put a smile on my face.
At a corn maze
The Seinfeld ad on a bus that crashed into the Sears Tower last night was too perfect
When it's October but still 80 degrees
*Tisk tisk tisk
Tried baking a pie. Ended up baking the Necronomicon.
I dress my mom's dog Teddy up with things I find around the house and send her pics. Not really sure why I'm still permitted to dog sit.
We all have a friend like this!
They’re missing a trick.
And today on CNN
Bucket, Before and After the Dog Park
Mom ran over a can of red-spray paint :^)
High School Senior Prank makes it look like a car crashed into the school using black tarp, some bricks and a car cut in half.
Reviewbrah at it again
Im pretty sure this is how you summon y2k
Mess with the hoppity-hop, ya get the poppity-pop
The best gift of all.
R.I.P. Brett Kavanagh
Why get online followers when you can get Joe in real life?
Forget Helmet Wear Condom
This relatable sign outside a bar in London
She is not amused.
Any tips on recipes for BBQ on domestic birds?
Whenever you use Norton
When you find out that everyone at the costume party wore the same outfit.
Let's do some coke